If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
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That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
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*that was forced onto every iTunes account and device in existence at the time
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American measurement systems
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Think of the money saved alone.
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how much is that in real units?
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A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
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0.1187384 hogshead
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finally a serious answer
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About 0.5 bananas³
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I think if you measure your big toe, multiply by washing machine then divide by football fields, it's half of that
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Ah thanks, so a few small boulders the size of big boulders
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A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
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glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
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It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
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And even the women and the children...
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A care package for myself for when I get there.
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I haven't yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
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Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
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a black hole
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Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
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The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
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A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
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It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
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i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
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The_SeveredHead
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What's in the box???
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The entrails of the last priest.
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One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
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Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
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A cat.
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A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
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A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
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Snowballs
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Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.
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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.