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Sleepers of lemmy, do you have your cell phone in your dreams?
  • Yep. I have on several occasions had dreams about my phone having been taken over by malware or similar, the homescreen being changed to be full of junk apps, and being unable to uninstall them or take back control of the phone. Not pleasant at all.

  • Why are fake laughs added to sitcoms?
  • I'm not saying this is what they or other shows do, but just saying it was filmed before a live audience does not necessarily mean that it's the sound of that live audience that makes it to the broadcast product. Easy enough to add a laugh track to augment or even completely replace the sound of a live audience.

    EDIT - in fact there's even a name for it - Sweetening

  • Germany vs Denmark (Dortmund, 21:00)
  • Looks like potatoes are back on the menu, boys.

  • Switzerland vs Italy (Berlin, 18:00)
  • Hoping to see Italy play a lot better than they have so far. No evidence of it so far though pretty tame first 25 minutes.

  • What YouTubers did you used to watch back then but not anymore?
  • I haven't, but I will definitely watch that, thanks! 👍

  • What YouTubers did you used to watch back then but not anymore?
  • I only ever saw that Royal Family video of his, and it was enough for me never to seek out any more.

  • What joke, in otherwise great sitcoms, do you hate?
  • Yeah, fair enough. It's not a joke that has aged well, certainly.

  • How have your opinions on media you once enjoyed changed over time? Are there movies or shows you used to find funny but no longer do?
  • I'm not that knowledgeable on either, but if I remember rightly you also have the choice of watching the TV Show as it was broadcast in the USA or as it was broadcast in the UK (and maybe elsewhere) - the main difference being that the USA one has a laugh track added.

    I may have some of the details wrong, but just FYI.

  • What joke, in otherwise great sitcoms, do you hate?
  • Isn't she just doing that to try and stop Steve Holt from being attracted to her mum instead of to her?

    I don't think she was trying to get people to be nasty to her particularly, just trying to distract Steve.

  • Postal delays leave Scottish holidaymakers unable to vote
  • Fife and Edinburgh councils are opening emergency voting stations now. They must be pretty worried about it if they're having to do that. What a mess.

    BBC News - Councils open emergency voting booths after postal ballot delay

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8vdpvqe24jo

  • What's the easiest song or melody someone with not experience can play on an acoustic guitar?
  • Here you go - DAGA:

    An X aong the top means don't play this string for this chord. A circle means play this string without any fingers on the frets. And obviously a numbered circle on a fret means put that finger in this spot.

    It's fairly simple to do those chords (and I suck at guitar, seriously), and they sound nice.

    Hope that helps and you don't chuck your guitar :-)

    EDIT - just realised that that's not even how I play G or A - same fret holds but I use different fingers for them.

  • What Would You Like To See In Upcoming Updates
  • Oh, is THAT what it is? Thanks, I couldn't figure it out at all! 👍

  • What Would You Like To See In Upcoming Updates
  • This is more of a fix than a feature, but I find that sometimes when I'm in my inbox, I can't get back to my home screen. It's inconsistent but it happens a lot, and I usually have to open a comment reply, then go to the thread, then the community, and then I can use the home button again.

    It's something that happened with Sync for Reddit too, so it's not a new issue. I can't seem to work out a pattern of circumstances though, it just seems to happen randomly.

  • Scotland qualification scenarios
  • Well, that was an absolute waste of time.

  • To Norway: An Apology

    Sorry Norway. Our jammy win in Oslo robbed you of a chance to experience a major tournament. Instead, your place went to a badly organised rabble, with no urgency, no ambition and not even basic ball control.

    You should have been in this tournament, and that disgraceful excuse for a Scotland team should have been languishing in 3rd or 4th. How in god's name did we beat Spain?

    Sorry Norway, you deserved better.

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    [Match thread] Scotland vs Hungary (Stuttgart, 21:00)
  • Well done Hungary. Scotland have been an absolute shambles. I'm glad we're out tbh. Fuck off Clarke.

  • [Match thread] Scotland vs Hungary (Stuttgart, 21:00)
  • This tournament will be better without us. Jesus Christ we're terrible.

  • Scotland qualification scenarios

    Of limited interest, I'm sure, but I spent a bit of time working all this out, and wanted to post it before Scotland go 2 down after 5 minutes tomorrow and render it all moot...

    So.

    If Scotland lose to Hungary, we're out. No ifs, buts, or maybes.

    If we draw then we need at least 2 out of 3 scenarios to happen in order to sneak through:

    • Spain beat Albania AND Italy beat Croatia
    • Turkey beat Czechia AND Portugal beat Georgia
    • Denmark beat Georgia AND England beat Slovenia by 5 or more (I think)

    If Scotland win against Hungary then any 2 (or more) of these scenarios gets us through

    • Spain avoid defeat to Albania (Scotland would finish better than Albania and also better than one of Croatia or Italy, regardless of their result)

    • Netherlands beat Austria (Scotland would be ahead of both Austria and Poland)

    • England avoid defeat to Slovenia (Scotland would be ahead of Slovenia and also at least one of Denmark or Serbia).

    • There's also the possibility that Slovenia hammer England (Scotland could finish better than England on goal difference and also would be ahead of at least one of Denmark or Serbia)

    • Portugal avoid defeat to Georgia (Scotland would be ahead of Georgia and also ahead of one of Turkey or Czechia)

    • Even if Georgia did win, we could beat them on GD, but we'd have to thrash Hungary, so not likely.

    • No draws on match day 3 in group E. Doesn't matter who wins, as long as two teams do.

    • Or, if there are 1 or 2 draws in group E then it comes down to goal difference, so we would have to hammer Hungary, see above.

    And yes, I made a spreadsheet to work all this out... :-)

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    Lyndon Dykes: Scotland striker ruled out of Euro 2024 [BBC Sport]
    www.bbc.co.uk Lyndon Dykes: Scotland striker ruled out of Euro 2024

    Scotland striker Lyndon Dykes will miss Euro 2024 after sustaining a training ground injury on Friday.

    Lyndon Dykes: Scotland striker ruled out of Euro 2024

    Could have done without this. Not that I rate Dykes all that highly, but we're already thin on forwards. Someone wrap Shankland up in bubble wrap!

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    Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome [The Guardian]
    www.theguardian.com Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

    Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag as their manager after the FA Cup final against Manchester City

    Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

    Great timing. Unless they're thinking they might get a new manager bounce without actually appointing a new manager?

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    VAR: Premier League clubs to vote on whether to scrap video assistant referees - BBC Sport
    www.bbc.co.uk VAR: Premier League clubs to vote on whether to scrap video assistant referees

    Premier League clubs will vote on whether to scrap video assistant referees (VAR) from next season at their annual general meeting next month.

    VAR: Premier League clubs to vote on whether to scrap video assistant referees

    Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please... 🤞🤞🤞

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    Fans’ body pledges ‘studs to the knee’ response if Game 39 plans are revived | Premier League [The Guardian]
    www.theguardian.com Fans’ body pledges ‘studs to the knee’ response if Game 39 plans are revived

    The Football Supporters’ Association hit out at renewed talk of plans to stahge Premier League games outside England and Wales after Richard Masters had said ‘the door looks ajar’

    Fans’ body pledges ‘studs to the knee’ response if Game 39 plans are revived

    FFS, not this bullshit again... Hopefully fan pressure can fight it off just like last time.

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    Feature suggestion - enable swiping between multiple photos in a post/comment

    Example post: https://lemmy.world/post/14058825

    I've no idea if this is technically possible at all, but on posts like the one above, where multiple images have been added, it would be really handy to be able to swipe between them as if they were in a gallery. At present it's a case of open one, close it, open the next, etc...

    Same for comments, not sure if that would be different than posts.

    Thanks :-)

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    Edinburgh @feddit.uk SanguinePar @lemmy.world
    Underworld at the Usher Hall

    How fucking great was that??

    If you're going tomorrow night, you're in for a treat, what a set!

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    Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost - BBC News
    www.bbc.co.uk Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost

    The independent cinema has received a £1.5m grant from the UK government.

    Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost

    Great news this, really happy to see the Filmhouse opening up again!

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    Edinburgh @sh.itjust.works SanguinePar @lemmy.world
    Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost - BBC News
    www.bbc.co.uk Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost

    The independent cinema has received a £1.5m grant from the UK government.

    Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost

    Great news! So glad to see the Filmhouse reopening :-)

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    Edinburgh @feddit.uk SanguinePar @lemmy.world
    Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost - BBC News
    www.bbc.co.uk Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost

    The independent cinema has received a £1.5m grant from the UK government.

    Edinburgh Filmhouse set to reopen following funding boost

    Great news this, was such a shame to see the Filmhouse closed. So glad it's not been turned into a chain pub or something.

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    Blue cards to be introduced into football for sin-bins under Ifab trials [The Guardian]
    www.theguardian.com Blue cards to be introduced into football for sin-bins under Ifab trials

    Plans to introduce blue cards to send players to a sin-bin are to be unveiled by Ifab

    Blue cards to be introduced into football for sin-bins under Ifab trials

    TLDR - Blue cards will be for dissent and cynical fouls. Two blues means red. Blue plus yellow also equals red.

    Weird.

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    Carl Weathers RIP
    www.bbc.co.uk Carl Weathers, Apollo Creed from Rocky movies, dies aged 76

    Carl Weathers, former NFL player turned Hollywood actor who starred in the Rocky movies, dies aged 76

    Carl Weathers, Apollo Creed from Rocky movies, dies aged 76

    Very sad news that AD regular (and of course, director of Scandalmakers), Carl Weathers, has left us. Hopefully he's already got a stew going up in heaven.

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    Klopp to leave as Liverpool boss at end of season [BBC Sport]
    www.bbc.co.uk Klopp to leave as Liverpool boss at end of season

    Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is to step down from the role at the end of the season, saying he is "running out of energy".

    Klopp to leave as Liverpool boss at end of season

    😬 😲 😢

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    Robertson set to return for Liverpool in EFL Cup [BBC Sport]
    www.bbc.co.uk Liverpool see off Fulham to set up Chelsea final

    Liverpool "can never take these things for granted" as they see off Fulham to set up a Carabao Cup final with Chelsea, says manager Jurgen Klopp.

    Liverpool see off Fulham to set up Chelsea final

    Great news for Liverpool and for Scotland! Fingers crossed he comes through the rest of the season unscathed and leads us to glory in Germany!

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    Howard Webb: Referees' chief admits mistake over Martin Odegaard handball against Liverpool [BBC Sport]
    www.bbc.co.uk Liverpool should have had penalty v Arsenal - Webb

    Referees' chief Howard Webb says Liverpool should have been awarded a penalty in their game with Arsenal when Martin Odegaard handled in the area.

    Liverpool should have had penalty v Arsenal - Webb

    Wow, VAR screwing up, who'd have thought?

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    Gary Lineker, Match of the Day: I don't like VAR any more
    www.bbc.co.uk I don't like VAR any more - Lineker

    Match of the Day's Gary Lineker says he feels "guilty" for supporting the introduction of the Video Assistant Referee to the Premier League.

    I don't like VAR any more - Lineker

    As someone who was against VAR from the start, I'm pleased to see someone as high profile as Lineker come out and admit he was wrong about it and has changed his mind. Fingers crossed this continues and we can start to move towards getting rid of it.

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    Liverpool 4-3 Fulham: Trent Alexander-Arnold hits late winner in thriller - BBC Sport
    www.bbc.co.uk Alexander-Arnold scores late as Liverpool win thriller

    Trent Alexander-Arnold scores an 88th-minute winner as Liverpool mount a stunning late comeback to beat Fulham in a seven-goal thriller at Anfield.

    Alexander-Arnold scores late as Liverpool win thriller

    What a game!! Absolute insanity and some unbelievable goals.

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    www.bbc.co.uk Everton receive immediate 10-point deduction

    Everton receive an immediate 10-point deduction after being found to have breached the Premier League's profit and sustainability rules.

    Everton receive immediate 10-point deduction

    Wooft!

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