1mo ago

Could pizza be considered an open-face sandwich?

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Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.
Edit: So yes, I think you're right.
- If you fold a big New York slice, it can also be a taco.
- topologically I only see 2.5 options here.
- So a hot dog is a taco, and a burrito is sushi.
  
  Most burritos I've had have the ends folded in which may make them a calzone
  
  Pretty self-explanatory.
- Why does this make me laugh but also feel angry?
- Or in longer form: https://cuberule.com/
- It's a pie. Your chart is missing pie.
  
  A pie is just round toast or maybe round soup/salad/bread bowl.
Big Macs are cake
- Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.
  
  What, jokes arent scientifically defensible?! I am shocked.
If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?
- Yeah.
- I don't know how to tell you this, but that's not why they're calling your grandma the town bicycle.
- I don't know, how many wheels?
It's also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.
No, because the ingredients are raw before it's baked. Even a toasted sandwich is in ready-to-eat condition before it's toasted.
- What if it is the home made pizza using half an Italian loaf in place of the dough?
  What about pizza that involves prebaking the crust before adding sauce and toppings?
  
  Former yes, latter no.
- What about Lunchables Pizza?
  
  neither pizza nor sandwich, sorry
- Agreed. It's actually a 1-layer lasagna.
  
  If you can't tell the difference between pasta and pastry I don't know what to tell you.
I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!
- Unless youre a former mayor of nyc
You can consider anything to be something it's not, so yes.
Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.
If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you're a moron.
- Ask a topologist for a cup and they'll bring you a donut.
  
  Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?
  
  Only if they're an insufferable twat
- You know it's possible to upload pictures without taking screenshot, right?
  
  On mobile at work, couldn't be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.
  I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.
Calzone is sandwich?
An open-faced sandwich isn't even a sandwich.
You have it backwards. A open face Sammie is a pizza.
It's an open empanada
You're supposed to fold it, it's a taco.
Maybe an Open faced sandwich is a pizza
If you fold it
Stop! Just stop now!

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