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  • Oh, I bet the wind blew him up there and now he is trying to get down.

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  • Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.

  • Excuse me, do you have any fish for me?
  • I'll run and get you some.

  • Rat Hotels in North Carolina?
  • I do not have any rats myself, but I worked at a veterinary clinic and we would board unusual pets on occasion. If you have a veterinary clinic in mind for your rats you may want to stop by or call and ask if they do any boarding, or if they have any ideas for you.

  • This is a choice!
  • Is he using a piece of corn for a fake tooth?

  • Basic courtesy
  • I don't take the cart out of the store anymore. I really can't afford that many groceries.

  • Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
  • I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

  • Support Thread regarding the situation for Disabled people in the US
  • "And when my body is taken back home"... The MAGAs will ask if All of the organs were harvested and marketed.

  • Muddy Monday with Sandy
  • I don't think that you have anything to worry about, she looks like she enjoys the attention that you give her. You have a kind soul.

  • Muddy Monday with Sandy
  • I love these pictures of Sandy, she looks so relaxed. You seem to take great care.

  • According to you, what happens when you die?
  • I think that it is exactly the same as before you were born.

  • She's demanding I come back
  • I think that you better get over there.

  • What obsolete knowledge do you know by heart, and would like to share?
  • To tell the age of any horse Inspect the lower jaw of course; The six front teeth the tale will tell, And every doubt and fear dispel.

    Two middle nippers you behold Before the colt is two weeks old; Before eight weeks two more will come Eight months: the corners cut the gum.

    At two the middle "Nippers" drop: At three the second pair can't stop; When four years old the third pair goes, At five a full new set he shows.

    The deep black spots will pass from view At six years from the middle two; The second pair at seven years; At eight the spot each corner clears.

    From the middle "Nippers" upper jaw At nine the black spots will withdraw. The second pair at ten are bright; Eleven finds the corners light.

    As time goes on the horsemen know The oval teeth three-sided grow; Then longer get - project before - Till twenty, when they know no more."

  • What's the most effective at waking you up in the morning?
  • When the dog makes the barf noise.

  • I can't believe I missed the story about when Musk said the hard R.
  • But we are qualified to work on the farms. Those are the jobs they said that were taken from US citizens not tech jobs.

  • Sandy wants to know if I have games on my phone
  • The sweetest compliment I ever got was from my late husband. He told me that my skin was as soft as a pony's nose. This made me think of him, thank you.

  • PrimarilyPrimate PrimarilyPrimate @lemmy.world

    All that and a bag of chimps.

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