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To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!
...unless it's a work night...
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
You are a pirate.
Worst buttpirate ever
Your rules suck
"The Code is more what you call guidelines than actual rules."
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