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The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.
Wait
I forget which job I'm at
Mmm... turkey pizza... 🤤
Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
Aw fuck
Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed
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