Dangerous crow

Which animal is telling women to dye their hair? Get high lights or low lights. Possibly a gecko or a zebra?

Also which animal tells us to curl our straight hair or straighten our curly hair?

I'd like to have a meeting with these animals.

I would like to meet the one that convinces me to ruin my curls every 3 months by straightening and give it a few stern words.
- I hate that people always talk about curls and how 'jealous' they are that I have them. It's like, "bitches, you don't know what curly hair is like!" Fucking straight people don't understand how combing it makes it look worse, or how it ties itself in literal knots that make sailors jealous. My hair lady seems to be the only person to understand how freaking tough it is to maintain while long.
Hmmmm meeting is scheduled on Thursday

Very accurate. I’ve finally reached that butt length “chop it all off” part of the circle again. I save a picture of “short hair” me just as a reminder not to go all the way. The crow can heck off. I like bangs.

What's wrong with bangs? They're fucking hot

What’s wrong with bangs?

absolutely nothing
Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.
Often look like the equivalent of putting a bowl on your head and cutting hair like that.
Buy when executed well? To each their own, I don't think they look great personally, but that's like, just my opinion man

I had gorgeous golden locks as a kid. The moment I had to wash and comb it on my own, I got it all chopped. Sometime later, I started wondering how I'd look with longer hair. Grew it out. Not bad, but not worth the effort either. Chopped it all off again. I'm a guy btw.

My pubes glow with the light of ten thousand radiant suns.

Bangs are so damn cute though

For 2 weeks and then they are too long but it isn't time to get the rest of your hair trimmed. So for the next 4-10 weeks they are just a mess. I love short hair but then I need it cut every 4 to 6 weeks so I usually end up growing it out so it only needs to be cut every 6 months. Sometimes I really understand Dolly and her wigs and wish I could wear one without sweating like crazy. Don't even get me started on the wavy/curly that becomes a frizz bomb as soon as there is a hint of rain but cannot use any product on it without looking like Snape's sister.
- Get your hair stylist to teach you how to trim your own bangs :)
- As a guy I have to get my haircut every 3 weeks otherwise I look like a big Q-tip

I like short hair. I hate styling hair. Pony tail it is.

This is true. No exageration. No emphasise. No approximation trying to be funny. Truth.

Long hair when it's freshly washed: :D

Long hair when you need to take a shower AGAIN: ;_;

I was in a really bad place mentally a while back and almost got bangs. My hairdresser talked me out of it.

I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

I once accidentally shaved my head. That is how I learned I won't look good if I ever go bald.
- Same, I have a big beard so I looked like a literal clown

I used to be adamant to keep my long hair. I hated caring for it. Grandother kept suggesting I try short hair.

Grandma was right. When I finally tried short hair... Never again do I want the head-heavy pain-generating mess-prone burden of long hair. I cut that shit when it's long enough to reach my chin.

Hey bangs are nice :( just not DIY bangs that stem from “ohmygod-my-hair-is-too-heavy-gtfo-my-face” energy, which is hard to resist.

Every time I get a haircut I like going shorter though, just a matter of convincing the stylist to let me get a mullet/undercut since they think it’ll “look like a bad haircut” and seem convinced it’ll ruin their reputation lol. Just let me indulge my trashy instincts please and thank you! 😂

Bangs with a long mullet and shaved sides. Treat yourself queens.

I think my second wolf are the first one. The crow continues to be a problem.

Excuse me but I think my long hair wolf ate my short hair wolf.

fuck this crow fr

Sometimes, I wish I was born as a woman. I get sexually harassed and put down anyway. But I like these kinds of problems better.

david attenborough voice And here we have an egg cracking. It's a wonderful sight to behold!
- Hey, I still have you know...still feel like a man. I just objectively think it would be better if I was not (not saying women have it all easy and aren't discriminated)
As a man, I relate to this meme. The first wolf is winning :)
- As a man, my wolves are hairless and my crow has no feathers. The problem of what to do with my hair would be nice to have.