Thankfully it wasn't an active shooter

My principle threatened to hold back every single one of us if even one fid a senior prank. There was none. I transitioned since and kinda wanna find my principle on Facebook just to act like I pranked him

I'm calling it now. An episode of South Park that does the Uvalde shooting, but instead of shooting, it's a gigantic dildo being paraded through classrooms or something. Everything played straight, but no killing, just kids hiding terrified behind tables, and a selfless teacher sacrificing herself when faced with a giant silicone dong, etc.

I like that idea. It is not yet on the ever-growing list if forbidden pranks.

It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.

Just put a traffic cone on it. It's apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.

Puritan values at work
Just saw off the top part of it so it's no longer seen as a dildo. No need for a lockdown.
- For real.
  Grab a saw from the groundskeeper, hack it off as close to the floor as possible. Put a traffic cone on the stub.
  10 minutes work tops.
Seriously 🙄

Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.

I like that you know the price of a 3-foot dildo.
Edit: I looked it up out of curiosity. It's 1,035 CAD. You wasn't kidding.
- Common knowledge, really.
- Heres a 2 footer (well, 60 cm, close) on aliexpress for $33.32 USD. (without shipping) https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806204843239.html
  So you can get 30 of these instead of a single 3 footer. Seems like a better deal to me.
There's some great bargains on Facebook Marketplace
- I don't... I don't think we want youths buying those used

lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i'd have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down

Someone hasn't tried silicone lube before..
- Silicone lube on a silicone dildo would melt it, last i heard.
Oil would be more likely to break down the silicone it’s made of and would make it have a shorter useful life.
- What do you think the expected lifespan of this dildo post prank was?

That is a very expensive prank.

Edit: Also...I wonder which of those two took it home.

Principal Victoria says she's taking it in as evidence.
- "It is imperative that the dildo remains unharmed." she told the janitor removing it.
- Did she say “evidence” or “every inch”?
- Well...taking it in as far as she can.
Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
- Dildo like that is what, $200?
  The cheapest I found was on Amazon and it was.on sale.for $599.
- Cost to lock down the school for an hour? Priceless

I love this so much.

Jesus christ that's really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn't think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it

Americans would rather shoot everyone who's seen it than risking anyone becoming gay
- Ah yes, the Grey Knights approach. Perfect.

Wait, it isn't black?

Oh my god Karen you can't just ask dildos why they aren't black

Damn right it was hard. lmao

"hard" is one thing, "very hard" is not good.
- Oh

Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?

It's probably XR Brands Moby the Giant Dick. It's quite expensive and basically sold as "decoration"... I think it the actual reason it exists is, so that they can call it "world's largest dildo".
You'd be surprised the challenges some deeply inspired creators do for views.
I was linked on an R18 sub at one point. Someone else asked (for a friend of course) and I had a look (strictly for science of course). And yeah... Even in the front end. Maybe not 3 feet (that's strictly reserved for the back end) but... Wow. Surely it isn't worth it. Maybe it feels good? The science continues.
Ask your mom
You ever watch a movie called Zoo?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)
- No, but I watched Whangs video on Mr Hands.
- No... Why?
For pranks like this.
- Quite an expensive prank, that thing costs $1400...
- Sweet summer child... bless your heart.
You just had to set him up. Now look what you did.
Could you take this and not die?