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  • I like you guys, I want to be here, I'm having fun.

    Fuck I forgot the truths.

  • Stupid people always say no
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  • The final Police Officers Training Exam
  • It's only the black that's getting shot.

  • Something something Biden bad
  • You: whinge on the current state of American politics.

    Actual literal fascists: take control of the nation.

    You: well okily dokily I'm putting my foot down guys. It's time for us to do better.

    Great job, you really did it. The world is a better place. Lmao. The fucking naivete.

  • Inflation screwing you over? Just invest!
  • Step 1. Have money

    Well I guess we're fucked.

  • The numbers will determine your fate
  • They said, getting an offer for as low as 20% on their mortgage.

  • Accio gasolina
  • What the fuck are you on about? What a weird response to a dumb meme.

    Frame 1. Op is a kid - enjoys magic and fantasy, lack of responsibility Frame 2. Op is an adult - needs to pay for stuff and be responsible for things

  • They're still salty about being asked to wear a mask to protect their fellow Americans, huh?
  • It was never for the fetus, It was always to defeat us

    It's not about welfare, It's about wealth heirs

  • Imposter syndrome, but for burnout
  • I think that's just depression

  • Towering giant
  • Don't use brave. Shitty owner, shady company, selling your data and claiming privacy.

  • The plant clearly failed to adapt
  • There's plenty of plants that would be more than happy with how they're treating it. You can't blame them for failing to water the plant or provide it with a healthy environment and vital nutrients. The plant just needs to pick itself up by it's bootstraps and be happy it can afford to live under someone else's roof.

  • "Yor's Body Count" by ASliceofAlan
  • Spy x Family is also an incredibly entertaining anime

  • BBC journalists held at gunpoint by Israeli police
  • Heh, I had a similar reaction when reading a similar email. There certainly have been "Horrific terrorist attacks". Except from all sides.. for many decades...

  • Phishing Mails
  • I'm not "ignoring your emails" and "never responding", I'm just security conscious

  • Microsoft published a guide on how to install Linux.
  • I, too, have had the audacity to say WSL is useful on this community and it was also met with down votes. Purists hating and gate keeping, and then they wonder why Linux isn't more popular.

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  • Customer: Why is there so much latency over my tunnel from us-east to us-west?

    Me: checks latency seems pretty normal, what's the issue?

    Customer: The latency is too much. Why is it not as fast as us-east-1 to us-east-2?

    Me: They are near each other. Us-West is across the entire United States

    Customer: Make faster

    Me: This is the speed of light. And over copper it's about 2/3 that

    Customer: hmm are you sure that's as fast as it can go?

    Me: Well, unless we change the laws of physics your not going to get any better latency

  • New York employers must include pay rates in job ads under new state law
  • Pay: $40,000 - $250,000 (based on experience and qualifications)

  • Android turned 15 years old yesterday!
  • I can still type without looking as long as I can look

    lol

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