Quick spell

I mean, I love cheese, but don't litter or steal shoes, especially just one shoe. Rude.

Story checks out!

I see zero issues with that gift
That's an incredible selfie in that post.
i mean i can't eat cheese that fast but fuck yeah

From what I can see it's the only sane option on the page

Shhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell my wife why the dogs always listen to me! And why they have trouble losing weight...

ruv rue

What type of cheese tho....

~~Also I want to eat a entire brick of Roquefort now.~~

Why only 1? I suggest a cheese crawl! Of course this map is incomplete, there are far more options but its difficult to fit them all on a single map.
- Yarg is absolutely delicious NGL.
- I find this image deeply disappointing, because it's impossible to do a connected cheese pilgrimage. I imagine it would be possible to connect it up though — it would just involve finding cheese belonging to areas that are between the existing ones (and as you highlight, there are far more cheeses than the ones on this map)

I'd love to know which book this is if anyone knows.

My search skills didn't return anything matching, although I did find a book about Egyptian burial rights ...

appears to be from Kathryn Paulsen, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft
The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft, apparently. Article doesn't give an author.
https://www.thepoke.com/2021/01/13/old-book-insists-you-can-fascinate-a-woman-with-cheese/
Interesting, did they touch on Egyptian burial rites as well or just stick to rules about things people are allowed to do?
- Definitely neither! Well perhaps the first ... Spells on how to give the dead their heart, speech, etc. back:
  https://museum.wa.gov.au/whats-on/afterlife/curators-introduction/papyrus-of-reri
  I came across it when searching for spells charms incantations...

(Diogenes, picking up a mouse) “Behold, a woman!”

Well, my experiments indicate, that the other half of the spell is missing: you need to combine grapes with the cheese.

My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.

Nobody has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!

instructions unclear. is it rue as in the herb ruta graveolens or rue as in the archaic noun meaning sorrow / repentance / regret / pity / compassion?