Devils Panties 09/03/2025

What's hilarious is I was just laughing at a comment thread about someone sharing the "boxers are good for 4 days" flipping method lmao

Just seems unsanitary tbh

I've started wearing molle pouches on my belt, so I have pockets wether I'm wearing pants or not.

I'm currently carrying 2 water bottles, my phone, my work phone, sunglasses, and several tools that I need constantly.

highly recommend, just wish they were available in fun colors and designs instead of exclusively tacticool bullshit.

I've seen a few molle pouches in bright colors, but not too many styles.
If you can sew, I think you could have a hell of a time on Etsy until Vera Bradley releases a Molle collection, lol.

We do? Since when? Where can I buy it?

A “cell phone” still sounds like something you’d have hidden up your bum to me.

Truly the devil's panties.

If there was a market for it I'm sure some fashion company would jump on selling pants with pockets to women. It's most likely women want to complain about this but won't actually buy clothes with proper pockets

I know lots of women excited when they have clothes with functional pockets. If you want to get conspiratorial, the better reason to pick is bag sales.

Please tell me those are not a real thing.

Hi. Person who has identified male my entire life here.
I have no idea what this "cell phone pocket" in underwear thing is about. Sounds like lunacy to me.
That said, give pockets to women who want pockets. It is baffling to me that this is still a thing.
- Lots of pants out there that have pockets. They often choose not to buy them. And when they do, they put nothing in them.
  For what it's worth, according to my wife and 4 daughters it's because it's because if you put things in your pockets like guys do, it ruins the lines and look. And according to our oldest daughter, it's why cargo shorts and pants look bad on men. And should never be worn.
- I think I've seen them in some compression shorts so that you can run in loose mesh shorts. Can't run with your phone in those.
I've been given gifts of underwear with pockets. They might hold one of the old style cell phones, at the peak of 'small is best.'
Those are definitely real. All my underwears (trunks) have 2 pockets each and I can put my phone in it. FYI, I'm from India
- I don't understand the use case. Do you often go around in only your underwear, over there?

I've never seen men's underpants with pockets. But I'm also not researching the topic extensively, so it's possible this is a development in undergarment tech that I'm not aware of.

They exist, I've seen them at the store. Here's a picture:
My swimming trunks has pockets. Does that count as underpants?
- I'll allow it. :) :)
- This just reminded me. I bought a skort a year or two ago because it had awesome pockets. I didn’t realize til I bought it, but it was technically a swimsuit bottom (albeit with a skirt much longer than I’d expect on a swimsuit.)
  It has a pocket like in the comic - against the leg, normally hidden under the skirt portion. It also has a zippered pocket on one of the sides of the skirt fabric. These pockets are superior to those in any of my regular pants.
- No!
I dated a girl once who was amazed by the "pocket" in my boxer-briefs until she found it it was actually just the weird hole thing they put in the front that acts as a fly.
I once came across a pair of some kind of synthetic silk man thongs. That had three pockets. One for your junk, another for your phone and the third for your dick and balls.
They were like 90 dollars a pair.
I guess it's for when you need to be sexy and functional.
- One for your junk … and the third for your dick and balls.
  It took me a moment to realize you first meant “junk” as in “belongings.”
  My first thought was, ”His junk’s so big it needs two pockets? Brag.”
- Fucktional
Picked up a pair at American eagle that did without even realizing it. Best pair of underpants
I wonder if it’s talking about the fold in the front to piss through
- No, there's boxers with pockets at the store. Hanes makes some.

Sure, sure, but women get two prison pockets.

With enough cleavage, women get other places to stash stuff too.
- My Wife is notorious for boob dialing me.
- May I request at least that money not be stored in any of these places.
  Iv delt with boob sweat, ass sweat and unfortunately blood money in my time as a pizza boy years ago.
  Women please don't hide money in your bra/panties. It's disgusting.
  Men this goes for you too. Foot sweat money after you fish money out of your God forsaken sneaker is not appreciated
Concealment Crevices

Just buy the pants that have pockets then, problem solved.

This is like the tap water of comics, yum!!!

edit: lukewarm tap water

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket

In medieval Europe, early pocket-like openings called fitchets appeared in the 13th century. These vertical slits, cut into the outer tunic, allowed access to a purse or keys suspended from the girdle beneath.[3] Historian Rebecca Unsworth notes that pockets became more visible in the late 15th century,[4] and their use spread widely in the 16th century.[4]
Later, pockets were often worn like purses on a belt, concealed under a coat or jerkin to deter pickpocketing, with access through a slit in the outer garment.
By the 17th century, pockets were sewn into men's clothing, while women's remained as separate tie-on pouches hidden beneath skirts.[5][6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticule_%28handbag%29

A reticule, also known as a ridicule or indispensable, was a type of small handbag or purse, similar to a modern evening bag, used mainly from 1795 to 1820.[1]
The reticule became popular with the advent of Regency fashions in the late 18th century. Previously, women had carried personal belongings in pockets tied around the waist, but the columnar skirts and thin fabrics that had come into style made pockets essentially unusable.

This is basically an “I can’t have my cake and eat it, too” complaint. If none of your pants have good enough pockets, it’s either because someone else is buying your clothes or because you didn’t prioritize having pockets when you bought them.

When buying women’s pants or shorts (and even dresses and skirts), you have the choice between a pair that has decent pockets and a pair that doesn’t, generally because the designer chose to prioritize aesthetics over pockets. If you buy the cuter pair, despite their lack of suitable pockets, you’re reinforcing the designer’s decision.

Even leggings / yoga pants and short running shorts / leggings have versions with pockets. Not every brand, sure, but enough.

With men’s pants and shorts, there’s much less variety. You have to go out of your way to find pants without decent pockets, but at the same time:

Your pants and shorts are all bulkier and thicker than the equivalent women’s style
Your shorts all come down to the knee, if not a bit further
You don’t have the option of skirts, dresses, capris, leggings, etc..
You don’t get the same options within a given style, i.e., far fewer embellishments, less stretch (in, e.g., jeans), often fewer colors, and most cuts are looser

Now, maybe the store you’re shopping at or the brand you love doesn’t sell women’s pants with pockets. I’m sure there are many like this. If it bothers you, find another store that does. Buy from a different brand.

Every single pair of women's pants I have bought in the past four years, regardless of brand or store have had no pockets at all, or pockets so small you could only fit a quarter in them.
Please fuck off with this shit.
- kagis
  https://radianjeans.com/
  Why We Started Radian
  Women’s lives have changed radically, but our jeans have not caught up. We wanted to bring utility, comfort and style to the wardrobe staple of jeans – at a reasonable price. Radian offers deep pocket jeans in premium fabrics
  https://www.pocketsforwomen.co.uk/
  Do you like clothes with pockets?
  Well, you're in the right place to find women's clothes with pockets. I was so sick of struggling to find clothes with decent pockets on other websites, I decided to make one myself. I've scoured the internet to find fabulous clothes for women with pockets, so that you don't have to.
  https://www.walmart.com/ip/Women-s-Fashion-Solid-High-Waist-Elastic-Casual-Pants-with-Large-Pockets-Gold-Velvet-Lightweight-Breathable-for-Spring-Autumn-Winter/16811874532
  These aren't generally clingy-top-plus-yoga-pants outfits, but I don't think that they're generally wildly out of the norm in appearance.
- To be clear, I’m not saying most women’s pants have pockets. I’m saying that there are options, and I’m of the opinion that if you care about something enough to complain about it, you should also care about it enough to do something about it.
  I own dozens of pairs of women’s pants and shorts with pockets large enough to comfortably fit my cell phone. Several pairs where I can not-so-comfortably. Probably a dozen each of dresses and skirts with decent pockets, too.
  Would you like some recommendations?

Cope and seethe women!

What is up with the influx of misogynistic rhetoric on Lemmy lately? We don’t support that here.
- Do you reject with equal vehemence the rhetoric advocating for violence in the comic in the last panel?
  Burn it all to the mother-fucking ground!
- Its tongue in cheeck. Of all the inequalities between women and men this is super low on the list. Have you heard how actual misogynists speak?

Love the mens underwear ad in the background. Abs! Beard! Axe! AAAARRGGG!

Is she getting mixed up with the fly? I’ve never seen a phone pocket, or any pocket, and don’t quite see the purpose

They exist!
- I see plenty of women wearing athletic shorts that have a large phone pocket.
I don't think they're overly common but she must be referring to men's underpants like this:
- 👅
- That seam right down the middle doesn't look like it would be comfortable

Damn the prison of gendered fashion. Get a utility belt

If I'm in my underwear I'm not thinking of putting my phone in a pocket.

Not having underwear pockets are the only reason I'm not in underwear all the time at home.
- the elastic is stretchy enough i just stick it in my waistband if I'm home in my undies and for some reason can't just use my hand to hold it or put it on a surface of some kind.