Cargo pants are a godsend

I hate it when I change pants and leave the house without my Portugal.

I got skinny jeans I can only fit Montenegro anyway. You don't really need Portugal with you all the time.
Do you mean Portugal the country or Portugal the man?
- I bet there's men in Portugal called Portugal, because of the country.
  I wonder what are the odds of Portugal meeting another man named Portugal, and then Portugal getting in Portugal, in Portugal.

I never leave the house without my Portugal.

Don't use it everyday, but it's pretty small and when you need it you need it.
I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.
Our*
Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well
Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, "Woohoo". Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.

the people who say cargo pants/shorts are out of style don't realize that not having everything jammed in and jingling in 1 pocket is always in style

I love my convertible cargo pants.
- What do they convert to?

If we give girls pockets, they'll just use them to hide witchcraft components.

She turned me into a neut
- A newt?...
If the men find out we can store witchcraft components, they're going to tell the church
*material components for spell casting. But that's what component pouches are for.
To be fair they already store witchcraft components in hammerspace

Is that an Iberian country in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Don't forget to bring an extra pair of cargo pants in your pockets for emergencies!

No! If you do this you get sent to the abyssal plane.

I think the CD1445 is retired. The replacement is slightly larger.

But it won't fit in those pockets any more.
Not without taking out Portugal first.
Not to mention the GP9. I’d take an SD45 over a GP9 any day of the week.
- I'll gladly have myself an MLW M420W or GE C40-8M.

Crap I think I left Portugal in my pocket when I did laundry

spinning cycle made it Uruguay

Went shopping with the missus in Tenerife. She picked out some jeans and went "are these for men or women, I can't tell"

"I'll check." said I. Put my hands in the pocket. Stopped two knuckles in. "These are women's jeans."

Meanwhile, I can fit a Nintendo Switch in my shorts pocket, with joycons attached, and still get the zip closed.

One of the reason for the joycon drift is peoples putting Portugal AFTER the switch

If girls could fit their UTAX CD1445 into their pockets who would buy purses?

Idk man... I don't usually carry Portugal, it kind of itches my leg.

Is there room for a bagger 293?

Of course! That was all just on one side.
- Just make space for the Komatsu FGC25-16 Forklift, never know when you might need one!
I prefer Bagger 288!

I don't keep an ALCO-GP9 in my pockets since the world's supply of unsliced bread takes up too much space in there 😞

So you're the one who's been hoarding that
My ALCO-GP9 comes in handy when everyone else is waiting on the subway. Do a nice lil cities skylines and spawn my own train from my pocket 😁

PORTUGAL CARALHO!!

You call that a pocket?

I agree.
It's too small...

It's been like that since I was in high school at least; I remember a girl in the lunch line only managing to fit her thumb and forefinger into her pocket to fish out a quarter, my entire forearm almost to the elbow fit in mine.

And yet, in the 20 years hence, I have heard of no attempt by any manufacturer of any size be it an international textile conglomerate or some chick in her sewing room trying to market women's pants with actual pockets. So I take it there's just no demand.

Stop buying girls pants and shop only boy stuff. Watch the industry squirm.
- Granted I'm a man who tends to wear women's size gloves but when it comes to pants I've never understood why clothing companies try selling gendered pants but quite often I've found that womans pants are basically the same as men's pants just with less pocket space I've in the past accidentally got women's pants and only realized when I tried to put my phone in the pocket as that's literally the only way I could tell the difference aside from placement on the target store otherwise the second hand market is completely unlabeled
Speaking as someone who has spent thread and needle time expanding ridiculously small pockets in my 'sewing' room (bedroom), I hereby demand it. Give us pockets.
- Neo-libezi say that no supply means no demand
- But that's a really cool skill to have, at least.
So I take it there's just no demand.
From what my female friends told me, they just buy mens' clothes when they want pockets.

In my defense, Portugal is not that big

Your mom doesn't seem to think so

And this is without counting all the shit we can clip to our belts

Some girls' pants only have fake pockets.

If I were a girl I would just wear cargo pants.

I know one that does
- In that case you know someone sensible.

Are you happy to see me or is that just Portugal in your pocket?

When shopping for trousers, I routinely stick my hand into potential candidates only to recoil when I find yet another case of 'your fingertips and nothing else'.

I carry with me this power bank

https://www.amazon.com/Baseus-Portable-Charger-Charging-20000mAh/dp/B09N3PRJZK

And a usb-c Cabel + car keys + mobile phone + I've many empty spaces in case I go to supermarket

But what happens when you need a Simpson MegaShot 3200 PSI (Gas - Cold Water) Portable Pressure Washer w/ OEM Technologies & Honda GC190 Engine (49-State Compliant)? I know I need one of those almost daily where I live...

Alco.. GP9..

General Purpose locomotives are a GM/EMD product.

I get the point, but get your jokes right

Would it make you feel better to know I have unironically carried an n-scale Baldwin SD60 with a Canadian Pacific livery in my pocket?
- butwhy.gif Not a Z scale? You could have gotten a bit more bang for your cm³
What do you mean there's a problem with my 80s Lada Huracán?
Oh yeah? My Baldwin C44-9WL and EMD C630 are totally legit.

Parts of adulting is admitting you do not have to take you UTAX everywhere, since you never have the drivers and this one need a shady windows seven boot CD-ROM or you have to use the web-interface again and explain to your coworker that they have to save at pdf or they loose the excel formating. And now you have rooms in your pocket to take the whole iberian peninsula.

That is like how girls became woman and carry Cape Verde in the pant so they can use the totebag again

You forgot the entire known universe in the side pocket lol

Jokes on you, I can fit the entire Atlantic ocean in my tote bag.

Damn, I'm jealous

This explains the unusual gathering of lint around the area.

That's why I decided to get a purse. My pants kept falling off because of all the shit I carry in my pockets. My phone got scratched up by my house key. Now everything is organized.