3d ago

Petition to change pub crawls to this!

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- Oh Scott, we've all been there
This is obviously referred to as a "Cake Walk".
- I see what you did there
- there it is. Best I came up with crakeries but that just makes it sound grumpy
- I always come to the comments to find a better pun already made
Used to do this as a student, in Sheffield there's a long line of Greggs through the city all about 1 steak-bake-walk apart
- I wonder if this is why the Romans laid down their roads
- This comment should be the British national anthem
- Manchester has got you if you fancy another one. We have so many Greggs and it ain’t even nice nor cheap anymore.
  Edit: I can’t honestly fathom that we have 16 of these shitty places within the city centre. Thats crazy. Then there’s 4-5 McD in that same area too and god knows how many Costa Coffee shops.
  
  Costa is a wild.
Can I still be drunk tho?
- if someone else drives, sure!
  
  It makes me sad that your idea of a pub crawl (or a grub crawl) necessitates driving.
  
  why would you be driving at a pub crawl tho
Same basic ingredients, grain, water, yeast.
- and both equally old
Carb crawl?
Every year in my area there is a croissant festival where participating bakeries sell their finest croissant at 1.50$, and this is exactly what we do. A croissant crawl.
my locale has one of these. all ten restaurants in town have signed up, and if you take three receipts with the restaurants having eaten at them (it can just be coffee) to city hall they give you... something? i dunno, I have only done twice in a month.
Nothing wrong with a grub crawl
My grandma used to that.
She got diabetes
Porque no los dos?
How about a bun run?
- Bun-ny hop?
- Of course, a cake walk. Muffin or Mochi March. Donut Derby. Croissant, Crueller, and Cookie Crawl. Bismarck Bun Fight. In winter, a Loaf Luge.
only if the bakeries have alcohol
- Technically, they make alcohol there if they're making yeasted bread..
How many pastries can one person eat? Also, you dont get anything but bad health out of the deal?!
- And delirious joy.
Interesting... So get this...
Donut crawl.
- I like your style
But how will that help me drown my problems in alcohol?
imo this is the best way to plan a visit to a city anyway. Just pick something you like and visit all the versions of it in that city. Could be anything. Trashy bars, theaters, parks, etc. Works great
Muffin Shufflin’
We welcome all forms of yeasty goodness

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