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Be sure to respect the werewolf's sexual preferences while you're at it

So am I, but I'd happily cuddle him, he's all fluffy

Mistletoe is already on the list. Iirc, there isn't anything in lycanthropic lore about them being adversely affected by mistletoe.

So, with that in mind, it wouldn't be the mistletoe itself it is recoiling from, it's the implications.

Some types of mistletoe are toxic to dogs. Some types of mistletoe are also toxic to people.
Werewolves are both dog and people so they get 4x damage
- While true, not something I'd base a meme on. The sexual/romantic connotations of mistletoe are far more well known.
  Besides, in lycanthropic lore, wolfsbane is the herb of choice against werewolves.
- werewolves HATE kissing because in dogs that's a sign of submission and werewolves are all suffering from intense toxic masculinity
It's wolfsbane that werewolves hate, they got the plant wrong
- Yup, already said that in another comment.
If mistletoe can kill a god (Baldr), then I don't think a puny werewolf stands a chance.
- The irony of choosing that myth...
  The only reason it can kill Baldr is due to the nature of how he gained his invincibility. His mother, Frigg, after receiving a prophecy that harm shall befall Baldr, made all things in creation swear an oath to her in which they shall do no harm to her son; all except for mistletoe, as Frigg neglected to ask it, believing it to be too small and innocent of a thing to bother making it swear an oath against doing harm.
  Loki, knowing this, tricked their cousin Hodr, into throwing a spear made of a mistletoe branch at Bladr as he was boasting about his newfound invincibility in celebration of avoiding the prophecy.

This is why I keep a silver buttplug in me at all times. One way or the other, he's going down.

🤣 I'm glad I didn't think about this when I was first getting into horror. I would hate to have that genre turned into comedy so early.

in a fight

"Wrestling"

Not exactly related, but I just learned about the Livonian Werewolf, and this seems like a good place to share. Old man in Latvia claimed he and other werewolves would go to Hell to fight the devil and kill witches.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiess_of_Kaltenbrun

i wonder how he would feel about Powerwolf

so what is this other way ?

The comments below seem to have converged on wolfsbane but I feel like there must be some kind of dirty joke whooshing over our heads...
- Could be a peanut butter joke too.
- yes this is my feeling as well but I have no idea what the specifics are
as plainly as possible: fucking the werewolf
- Like they do in the romantasy novels.

What's the other way? Fetch?

Sure. Let's go with that.
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Rule 34 me.
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- It's more of a rule 621.
I don’t need sleep, i need answers!

Setting my house on fire to keep the werewolves away

https://youtu.be/aKa7tUInkKg