What is the lamest pickup line you can think of?
What is the lamest pickup line you can think of?
Mine is
"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."
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Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
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Yes, it's Volition.
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He is indeed.
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I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
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You win 😂
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Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
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Love this one, use it on my SO often
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Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
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Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
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About what time should I come over?
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Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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Sploosh
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If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
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Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
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You want some fuck?
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I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
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“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
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Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
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What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
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Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
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Goodness LOL
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I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
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You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
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Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
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Actually include the explanation for best effect.
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Want to come home and fuck?
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Just curious, why are you asking?
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Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂