6d ago

Trump, 79, Smears Right Hand In Makeup Amid Cankles Cover-Up

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Trump, 79, Smears Right Hand in Makeup Amid Cankles Cover-Up

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I hope it's cancer and I hope it kills him quick.
- Not so fast there champ
Soooo, the Epstein file "dump" is actually an interview with Maxwell, and she was given (bribed with) partial release from prison for it. I knew they were going to distract us with something, but them knowing that we want him to naturally die wasn't on my bingo card.
- They raided Bolton looking for the Epstein files!!!
  
  His mustache is covering up something
I agree. He’s covering an IV bruise.
This story encapsulates the Trump administration - more concerned with appearances than substance.
- Demented rapist leads 49% of registered voters into another lie-filled ditch.
I’m a woman and years ago some makeup artist had recommended a foundation shade that was a bit too light but I didn’t notice.
So one day wearing it, I walked into Sephora and this guy working there looked at me in horror and went “Oh honey…your face is a different shade from the rest of your body…”
I saw it then and changed things up. But seeing the picture in the article that’s immediately what I thought back to… “Oh honey…”
- Was this in NYC by any chance?
  
  New Orleans
He’s been doing this for a while. Probably a big age spot or something similar that he is self-conscious and vain about. There was a similar article pointing this same spot out about 2-3 months ago.
- He might be getting regular IV injections and getting some bruising there as a result.
  
  I had that thought too, but why not just tap in somewhere less visible?
  
  That's what I was assuming.
What the fuck in Reddit dip shit is this news story this is not news This is a fucking distraction.
- Yeah I wonder what's on his left hand
I’m no makeup artist but this seems like it wants to be seen and talked about. I feel they could have made it less obvious if they wanted.
- As we see from his face, he only applies it to himself and he's not good at it. He won't let anyone else do the job
- Sire but he also wore his pants the wrong way and his face and harl looks like it does every day.
But where them Epstein files at?
- It's under the makeup
You’d think with those fuckloads of money he could afford an actual makeup artist. Then again, that would require paying someone to do their job.
- You don’t understand. He never lets them do his makeup (at least not in the first (and jesus bonghitting christ should have been last) term). It’s a thing of his. Like fearing stairs or being poisoned.
  
  To be fair, it'd be really easy to poison someone while doing their makeup. That could be the reason for that too.
He looks even shittier than usual. It's impressive, in a gawky sort of way.
- Classic!
  
  Trump's not undead, AFAIK, but his attempts at concealing his health issues made me think about that pair, trying to hold themselves together with paint.
Did he just grab some fucking house paint? It's a totally different colour.
That hat too. Lol.
Any day now
Archive link because paywall - https://archive.ph/wlZWZ
Let’s get to the second act of the stupid circus.

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