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3w ago

Honkwiching

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Honkwiching

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- kitten huffing has been a thing since ancient times
  
  Kittens are filthy. You can get a cleaner huff with pups. Seals, dogs, etc - any pup will do.
  
  Oh god my sides
- I really love Buster Stubb's rendition of Lonely Nights on the alto possum.
  
  Stray Cat Strut just doesn't sound the same when it's not performed on an actual stray cat.
KenM vibes
- We need him now more than ever.
If you've never seen a stripper on her lunch break, it's a sight to behold.
- ???
  
  Don't act like you don't know, you dog.
Is this like killing children when the parent is not responding?
- Only if they are orphaned
- Bro what??
  
  how to bash cat with pipe
“Kinda fucked”?! How to tell me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching without telling me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching.
Be for real.
- for real
  
  for real
That’s pretty fucking judgmental Dee.
- Especially coming from a bird lady.
  
  Dees aren't real
Not sure if bottom poster got that from an LLM, or if they're satirizing it.
- This is a pretty common joke on tumblr, and I don't think an LLM would come up with the word “honkwiching” on it's own
  
  tumblr is such a weird place. I never knew anything about it before lemmy. cept for the ...adult content
- The original post is from 2017 - LLM were not in common use then.
  
  Shit, I don't think Al Gore was invented yet to have made the internet
- Welcome to the internet!
  This is common lore 😉
Damn, I wish I knew how to play a trombone :(
Surely that was precisely what Viktor Shklovsky had in mind when he coined the term ostranenie. 🤡📯🥪🤡
I don't give a honk
So, would certain notes resonate better depending on the fillings/bread, so it would fly out better - or is this more of a lunch capacity blowing 'em out sort of arrangement?

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