Only in Germany

That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.

You're at Airbräu! I love it!

And you're trying to tell me this isn't perfect for sharing?

That's not Germany that's Bavaria. Come on, every country has that one part full of crazy people that you don't want to compare the whole country to.

Ba-where?
I moved from Bavaria to Saxony about two years ago. I always thought the whole "The West" "The East" thing was a joke and no one actually talked and thought like that.
Then I realized that it was just that there is "The East", "The West", and "Bavaria". Bavarians don't identify with "The West". Nothing "The East" says about "The West" applies well to Bavaria. It's just a very shielded microcosm. Bavarians don't identify as Germans. They identify as Bavarians primarily. They are doing their own thing.
In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....
- Australia has a "Dingo's Breakfast" = a piss and a look around
So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?
- I've seen it being compared to Texas before and - from a non-American point of view - that seems pretty accurate.
- Montreal is awesome wtf are you on about? You mean Alberta?
- No, that would be the entirety of east Germany.
Hey now not everyone has a Florida

The Québec style is a can of Pepsi with a cigarette and some religious words that are also swear words because reasons.

The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.

I thought it was meant to be for if youre dumping someone and dont want the meal to last long or to pay for their food. Get in, have your 'last meal' together and then drop them and get out lol.
"Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order"
I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?

1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.
- Your packs come with 22?

The most German thing here 'sausage salad'

I'll have mine with a last word

Still the tastiest thing you can get on that menu

In defense of the restaurant (because I used to go there a lot) they also have a selection of vegetarian and vegan dishes. They do serve Bavarian classics and that's their main focus, but there are always some "modern"/"alternative" dishes.
You never had good sausage with cheese salad?

Vegan

Oops, sorry. This is pork-derived water.
- Wurstwasser.
- Lard or milk in the bread, or horse hooves in the glue in the cigarette

Replace the water with coffee and it's the European breakfast in its purest form.

Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.

In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.

That sounds like it's illegal under our tobacco tax law

Why's the menu in English?

It's in the airport. Actually, Airbräu is the only brewery that is located in an airport as far as I know. It has also weirdly cheap (and very tasty) beer for being both in "Munich" and in an airport .
German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

The cold snack platter looks to have a big helping of raw pork 🤢

What we call raw ham in Europe is just a method of preparing ham without cooking. It is salted and dried for month. Very safe.
- Ok, but that's still weird in my mind. That's not raw, that's preserved.
This might blow your mind but in parts of the world which have actual food safety standards this isn't a problem.
Yeah, it's a thing in Germany. Usually served ground up and called Mett.

Is it good bread?

German bread is quite good generally
Probably depends on the standards you're used to. For germans it may be okayish at best, for americans it might be the best bread they've ever tasted.

Sounds like America to me