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  • Nono, it's:

    "I need to format stings with values from a dictonary. What should I do?"

    "Use Django. It has a templating engine."

    ^This is based on a actual exchange I saw on XDA^

  • Subway sued for exaggerating meat by 200%
  • It does.

    Look up sourdough recipes. The bacteria and yeasts will eagerly eat some longer-chain carbs. They aren't picky. Same goes for commercial supermarket yeasts.

  • Subway sued for exaggerating meat by 200%
  • Maybe I'm too European for this, but I would never have thought of putting sugar in regular bread. Even milk buns don't have added sugar in them, unless you count lactose.

    …I'll have to try this, because it sounds off to me. Like putting a dishwasher in the bathroom. Not really insane. But I'd quietly judge someone who does that.

    Edit: Not great for bread.

  • Rule
  • https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/the-new-attack-on-the-cybertruck-derision-closed-due-to-politics.27468

    "Unfortunately, the Cybertruck is BEING made political."

    "I sleep and drive soundly knowing my Cybertruck existing in the world is itself a giant self driving stainless steel middle finger to all the snowflakes and communists out there."

  • States of gender rule
  • "Super straight" in profile (very unstable).

  • European auto giants launch a flurry of cheaper electric vehicles — taking the fight to China
  • SUVs, anyone?

    No?

    We also have crossover SUVs.

    Maybe a SUV mixed with a coupé?

    Still no?

    How about a Combi mixed with a SUV?

    Our cheapest option?

    That'll be 30.000€.

    Electric? No. That one isn't electric.

    For that you'll have to upgrade to our eSUV.

    Why… why are you leaving?

  • Americans when they visit Germany the first time
  • Can someone explain to me why Skoda has such a bad reputation? I really noticed this when I had my Skoda Citigo, which is basically the same car as the VW Up! or the Seat Mii.

    But somehow people singled out the Skoda as the worst.

  • Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 sucks up to 180 Mb/s of internet bandwidth while in flight — equivalent to 81GB of data per hour
  • What is the point of paying for the pipe if you don't use everything you can?! There is no reason they shouldn't push it through faster.

    This is the reason why I leave the shower running in every hotel I visit. And at the buffet, I tell the waiter to fetch me a trash can so I can actually get rid of the whole thing. If I can, I usually leave both a heater and an air conditioner running in the hallway.

    Edit: Wow. I had completely forgotten about this comment. I really didn't think anyone would take it seriously. I work with networks. I know we're not literally going to run out of internet. But everyone treats bandwidth as this freely available resource. Advertisers, consumers, creatives and Jürgen. Fuck you, Jürgen. We both know that downloading 6 fucking MB every time someone wants to queue up the database is fucking insane, as is your reliance on client-side bullshit.

    Anyway, whenever a anything loads slowly, think about why. Bandwith is not free. It's a maintained resource.

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  • "Du kannst dir meine Klabusterbeeren vom Arsch pflücken und behalten!"

    Tja. Wird wohl heute doch noch die übrig gebliebende Flasche Cocoroco geext, um das wieder zu vergessen.

  • "Euch sieht man nicht!" - Beim Velomobil gehen die Meinungen stark auseinander
  • Also als jemand, der inzwischen 3 Mal auf'm beleuchteten Fußgängerüberweg umgekachelt worden ist: Mich sieht man scheinbar auch nicht.

    Und wenn ich an den Natenom-Beitrag denke, dann sieht man auch Radfahrer in Warnveste mit eingeschaltetem Licht bei guten Bedingungen nicht.

    Die Mutter von 'nem Kumpel sieht beim Einparken nicht mal durchgängige, 1,8m hohe Wände.

    Wenn's danach geht, dann müsste die Welt eine komplett glatte, asphaltierte Kugel sein.

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  • YSK - You should know (angelsächsisch, bah, pfui) DSW - Du solltest wissen (deutsch, kühl, geilomatiko)

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  • DSW:

    Eine helle Nutzerschnittstelle in einem hellen Zimmer schont die Augen. Anders rum, anders rum.

    Pluspunkte gibt's für einen Bildschirm, mit vernünftigem Weißpunkt und einem automatischen Nachtmodus zum Abend.

    EDIT: hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl hat eine enorm wichtige Frage gestellt und ich schäme mich etwas, einfach so Halbwissen weitergegeben zu haben. Diese Weißheit hatte ich vor bestimmt 'ner Dekade (+/- 'n Jahr oder so) gelesen. Ich weiß aber aktuell nicht mehr wo und kann diesen "Fakt" schlicht nicht mehr mit vernünftigen Quellen belegen.

    Hinzu kommt, dass damals™ mein mentaler Medienfilter deutlich schlechter war. Joar. Ggf. erzähl ich Schwachfu. Recherchiert das lieber nochmal.

  • ich🎣💰🏎iel
  • Das ist lustig. Weil 'dual' klingt eim bisschen wie 'du Aal'. Das ist ein Wortwitz, weil der eine denkt, dass der ihn als Fisch bezeichnet hat. Aber das meint der garnicht. Der meint sein Studium.

    (Für normale Menschen, welche sich gerade am Kopf kratzen: Der Aal Witz)

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  • Find's gerade nicht mehr, aber mein Highlight von vor ca. 'nem Jahr war mal die Aussage, dass man mit den Wölfen "Wettrüsten" würde.

    Jepp. Mhmm. 300km/h. Muss man wissen!

  • ich_iel
  • Denke das wird Sprengstoff gewesen sein. Li-Ionen Akkus haben nicht genug Energiedichte und reagieren einfach nicht schnell genug, um einen richtigen Knall zu geben. Die zischen und werden heiß. Schlimmstenfalls gibt's da einen Brand.

    Somal in solchen Pagern so nur Akkus in der Größenordnung von einigen hundert mAh verbaut werden. Das ist imo zu wenig. Selbst eZigaretten mit 2000 - 3000mAh oder Roller mit mehreren Ah "explodieren" halt nicht so richtig.

    Denke mal, das wird schon irgendwas potenteres gewesen sein. Obligatorisch: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahya_Ayyash#Assassination

    Und auch noch obligatorisch: Ich rate auch nur.

  • Mull with higher refresh rate
  • […] more than 60 Hz. Most phones on the market don't even support it.

    Just checked. Most phones within the 400€ - 800€ price range support more than 60Hz.

    Of 591 devices, only 176 feature a 'unknown' or <90Hz refresh rate. 415 support >=90Hz, 382 support >=120Hz and 48 models go to >=144Hz. It has become a fairly common feature.

  • Earbuds
  • Which cannot connect to a phone unless it's unlocked, as accepting every USB-C connection carries security risks. They also require negotiation, which can fail at any time, meaning you have to unlock, disconnect, reconnect.

    I also have a nice, external (and still cheap) DAC on my computer. It has a headphone jack. This means I need to be able to disconnect the USB-C dongle from my headphones, unless I want to have two separate headphones for my phone and my PC. By extension this requires me to go searching for the dongle from time to time.

    I love USB-C. But the headphone jack had what companies and people claim to want: simplicity.

    Headphone jacks solved a single but extremly common problem very well. USB-C provides a workaround for it.

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  • Seit wann nutzt die Bahn Software von der DHL?

  • Cherimoya Fruit!

    I finally managed to pollinate my cherimoya!

    For the uninitiated: Pollinating cherimoyas is a bit tricky, because their flowers only bloom for a single day. During this time, they are initially female and can absorb pollen, but only turn male in the evening to harvest pollen from.

    To pollinate them successfully, you have to sacrifice at least one flower, take its pollen and hope that the next flower opens before the pollen is no longer viable.

    They also develop large velvety leaves: ! !

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    What am I doing wrong? [details in description]

    TLDR: Citrus keeps turning black and oozing resin. But I can't find the problem. I thought it must be root rot, but they look perfectly healthy:

    !

    Long version: Because my first and second citrus trees fell victim to root rot, I started using a very airy substrate made of pine bark, perlite and some humus/worm castings in a 5:1:1 ratio for all my plants (figs, pineapple, cherimoya, monstera, etc.) with little adjustment. You may recognize this as 'aroid mix'. But it works surprisingly well in my indoor space with a west-facing window and terracotta planters (and my tendency to overwater).

    But I can't wrap my head around citrus.

    It always starts with rapid growth, followed by very suddenly dropping and crisping leaves, black stems and finally death.

    I thought I must be root rot again, which I need to mind during winter. But today, when I dumped my fifth (!) tree, I found only perfectly healthy roots and nice smelling substrate.

    I think it must be a pathogen… but what? I am at a loss. I keep killing my citrus trees and I don't know why. :'(

    EDIT: replaced "5:1:1 mix" with "5:1:1 ratio" for clearification.

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    Little guys growing in a pot [Fairy Inkcaps]

    One of my smaller monstera pots keeps growing these little mushrooms and I'm wondering what exactly they are.

    They come after every watering and dry off pretty quickly in about half a day or so.

    EDIT: They are 'fairy inkcaps'. Thanks to Guenther_Amanita@slrpnk.net!

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