My server became a sun

Of course. That's why it's called KDE Plasma and not KDE Liquid or KDE Gaseous

If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
- i reposted this comment to !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world. You're welcome.
- To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee's preferred open-source project as donation.
Still waiting for the KDE Neutron Degenerate Matter release.

yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.

Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
- Great, now my electron wallet doesn't want to work anymore. Said something about "busy influencing the fusion rate" and "please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma" or somesuch
It's the nuclear option in self hosting.

At least swap usage is low.

OP at their keyboard right now:

Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate power

Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.

I have the opposite problem.

Maybe your server could help cool off theirs.
0.05 K
- And that last 0.5 was probably a rounding error It's not showing double digit precision. :)

So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/110323-coldest-star-discovered-cup-coffee-brown-dwarf-hawaii-space-science

Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?

I guess technically. This makes me wonder what actually qualify as stars. Do neutron stars? Do black holes?
UPDATE: By the definitions on wikipedia, miriam-webster dictionary and britanica, a brown dwarf this cold may not actually qualify to be a star. I will search further for astronomical definition.
- Brown dwarfs are classified as substellar objects because they can't fuse hydrogen into helium and don't undergo the same lifecycle as stars. White dwarfs aren't stars either, they are stellar remnants that don't have enough mass to keep fusing heavier elements, usually stopping at carbon and oxygen.

Congratulations to you and the motherboard.

Time to build a small Dyson Sphere.

Need to download more fan

Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It'll be fine.

The steel of the case melted long ago... I guess the carpet is ruined.

the hole's in the carpet can be fixed

I'm more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C

It's actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬
- That would be lower case. It's actually charged with 6280 Coulombs.

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!

I've got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.

My Dell optiplex reports 126C, is this really normal dell behavior?

6553.55 K

Oh now it makes sense. Temperature was less than Absolute zero now you can make 100% efficiency carnot engine
- Absolute zero is 0 K, which is the theoretical temperature at which particles have minimal vibrational motion. Since 6553.55 K is greater than 0 K, it is greater than absolute zero.