My server became a sun

Can't touch this

I have the opposite problem.

Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It'll be fine.

I've got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.

My Dell optiplex reports 126C, is this really normal dell behavior?

So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/110323-coldest-star-discovered-cup-coffee-brown-dwarf-hawaii-space-science

Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?

I guess technically. This makes me wonder what actually qualify as stars. Do neutron stars? Do black holes?
UPDATE: By the definitions on wikipedia, miriam-webster dictionary and britanica, a brown dwarf this cold may not actually qualify to be a star. I will search further for astronomical definition.

Of course. That's why it's called KDE Plasma and not KDE Liquid or KDE Gaseous

Still waiting for the KDE Neutron Degenerate Matter release.
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…and converted to UltraSPARC?

I'm more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C

It's actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬

Congratulations to you and the motherboard.

Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate power

Need to download more fan

OP at their keyboard right now:

yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.

Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
- Great, now my electron wallet doesn't want to work anymore. Said something about "busy influencing the fusion rate" and "please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma" or somesuch

At least swap usage is low.

The steel of the case melted long ago... I guess the carpet is ruined.

the hole's in the carpet can be fixed

Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!

6553.55 K

Oh now it makes sense. Temperature was less than Absolute zero now you can make 100% efficiency carnot engine

Time to build a small Dyson Sphere.

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!

Wow you did it! How much data to hit critical mass?

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