2mo ago

Toot toot

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Sounds euphemistic
I'm very upset the randomized control didn't involve fake shells.
Participants received either intervention of shankh blowing or a sham procedure (deep breathing exercise) for 6 months.
- man, I can only do deep breathing for a few minutes before I start getting light headed. I cant imagine doing it for 6 straight months!
A conch wrote this.
That will definitely go over well with my neighbors
- Didgeridoo works as well, not sure which would be better
  
  Your neighbors would probably prefer that you didgeridon't.
  
  I prefer the didgeridoo.
Efficacy of blowing shankh on moderate sleep apnea: a randomised control trial https://doi.org/10.1183/23120541.00258-2025 or https://publications.ersnet.org/content/erjor/early/2025/06/05/23120541.00258-2025.full.pdf
- Conflict of interest: All authors have confirmed that they have no conflicts of interest to declare.
  BELIEVABLE (≖_≖ )
  
  Who would benefit here, big Conch?
Okay, but what do I get out of it?
- If you do it right, I think it summons a Kaiju.
Sounds like somebody is tooting their own horn

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