dylanmorgan @ dylanmorgan @slrpnk.net

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They’re such children. Every miserable one of them.

That’s in the comics. We’re talking about the movies, where the personification of death is not a factor.

Because it’s a pretty dumb story at its core. Because they wanted the “worst villain” but couldn’t come up with something more interesting or intelligent than “misguided environmental terrorist.”

A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?

(/s, the whole thing is clearly silly)

Racists are not the most creative types, ya know.

Suicidal Ideation Coffee

“I want principled awfulness, not this corrupt awfulness!”

Harris’ dad is an actual communist, IIRC. Maybe she’s just mad at him.

Yep. Much like the swastika was a Hindu and Buddhist symbol (that Hindus and Buddhists have largely given up b/c Nazis) “volk” is one of those things the Nazis tainted for good.

🤢🤮

Hit someone hard enough in the head with that and they won’t be anything anymore, much less Catholic.

The only dice I trust are Platonic solids. D10s are no bueno, and this D11 bullshit is just silly.

I never played RDR2 because I played 1 and GTA 4 and I just don’t like how Rockstar games play.

Honestly impressive for a 20+ year-old game to still inspire hot takes.HL2 remains undefeated.

This is kind of tangential to the question, but an incredibly irritating former friend would not shut the fuck up about Elden Ring for months after it came out and kept telling me to get it. I told him I didn’t like souls-like games and he said ER was “different” without explaining how. I still haven’t played it, even with recommendations from other people I trust. Same guy ensured I’ll never play Death Stranding, too.

I couldn’t find details for Louisiana, but Mike Johnson is showing 35% unfavorable compared to 30% favorable, so he’s not exactly “popular.”

Gosh, The Atlantic, maybe you shouldn’t have spent the last 20 years shitting on progressive politics and politicians, then.

Cons: grandma died.

Pros: shitty asshole teacher went white and had to be nice to me for at least a week.

Hey, it’s my people!

You only wish this was the final boss of “imagine if Obama did it.” Trump could cook and eat a baby on live tv and his cult would call it a bold tactic to own the libs.