4d ago

Rule

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Find person who calls themselves ‘ugly’
Look inside
Blood and organs and stuff
Nuh uh, it's my crippling dysphoria :c
- Naurrrrrr rulz I bet ur cute!
  
  Mrrrrrp >w<
- md
  
  > finds a deeply dysphoric transwoman > looks inside > a beutiful trans woman whom truscum, transphobes, the plastic surgery industry, etc. made insecure
Ah but you see, it wasn't the beauty industry, it was my parents and peers directly!
- yeah, the beauty industry didn't tease me relentlessly for being fat (I was not fat, I was underweight) to the point I would swim with a t-shirt on. that was my anorexic family.
Nah, charisma ended up being my dump stat, along with wisdom.
- Damn. Those wisdom saving throws be important in life.
  
  is that why my verification cans keep failing?
You have not seen me then. My ass is 10 lbs of pork sausage stuffed into a 5 lb casing.
- So what you're saying is that you're a pork sausage lover's wet dream? Juicy...
- Do they even make 5lb pork sausage casings?
- that sounds like it deserves at least one dayum
No, I'm the opposite. Ugly in this case means what you don't see. I'm perfectly cromulent to look at with good (enough) charisma to have been described as "terrifyingly charming" before.
I'm just an asshole with a temper in reality though... Get those from my dad, I guess. Mom gave me the looks, Dad gave me the temperament.

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