Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk
Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
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Broken arm you say?
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is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
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“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
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Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
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Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
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You could hang it over your shoulder
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Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
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But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
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Unrelated but this newspaper says:
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There's people that are actually saying "hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here's my phone number!" ???
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The world is full of men that can't see their own feet in the shower!
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...independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later
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Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
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a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
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It's pronounced like the "th" in "weather."
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The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
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Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it's against your teeth
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More or less like the english th. Thorn (letter)
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Th
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uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
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Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
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He just likes to brag & isn't evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
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He does, however, have an enormous penis
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What a blast from the past!
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If mine was that big, I'd probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
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It takes one to know one, and buddy...you're not that guy
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this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"
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I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
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OMG it’s real
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Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"
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"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"
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Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
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Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn't think about usually.
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When you have a 37cm pénis that's probably all you can think about.
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Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.
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Me too!
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Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
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I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
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I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...
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Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.
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are all the impressed comments in here from men lol
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Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
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my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first
This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen
Which I found humorous. Because penis.
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14.5 inches, what an absolute unit
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Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.
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Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.
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Maybe JNCO
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Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.
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There's a picture of a mold of it here
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Look at the photo of him standing. It's visible through his pants, it doesn't look thin.
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True, and it must be flaccid unless he's really into getting his photo taken.
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Lol his face in that pic says it all
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“signature look of superiority”
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He must have big feet
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Dick size is actually more related to nose size than shoes size
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his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
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Small enough he couldn't see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.
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My man making a baby's arm look small 😂
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Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT came out of our mouths