Honestly

sure.

My wife says she wins either way.

Lose lose scenario.

Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

Degens will say this is a win win scenario

This is a win win scenario

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.

Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

username checks out

Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

Genius!

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

I'm so sorry that happened to you
- Top tier trolling right there
- That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
  It helped me get a real live wife.
I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".
Worth it.

the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

A connoisseur, I see

OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

No I would not

Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

Anons, would you fuck yourself?

I've been fucking myself since like 11.

Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

You guys have waifus?

Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

What exactly is a waifu?

A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.
- ohhhhh jessica rabbit
Anime wife. I think.

Wifu doesn't exist, win win

But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?

I'd be fine with this.

Am apagender, so sure.

Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)

I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu

Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

I fear looking what those mods are
- Bijin warmaidens is just a "make prettier" mod for the most common female followers.
  Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a "give them tig ol' bitties and ass", and it is NSFW, lol
If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?
- Maybe, but not willing to test it.
First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time
- I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.
  I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.
- She's too full of herself and pushy. I'd take Jordis the Sword-Maiden (the blonde housecarl in Solitude) over Serana or Lydia any day.

Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job