Self-report

Suddenly, the book IT comes back to me. Probably for no reason.

Ah yes, that one scene that all the movies conspicuously skipped...
- Ok, i didnt read the book. Put a spoiler tag and tell
Nothing to see here! Move along now!
He's not defending Trump or Epstein. He says that shit is all true, he just doesn't believe there's an actual list.

If he's not on it then saying this just makes him suspicious for no reason, would've been better off not saying anything. If he is on it, that would explain some things.

He is writing a new book that is titled like an autobiography but actually horror fiction about the reality we are in. This is just part of the marketing for said book.
- Is it called "putting IT in"?
Bro was already a known sex pest with a public history of addiction this isn't surprising.
Something something "author's barely concealed fetish" etc
- Addiction, yes, that's well documented. But what's this about being a known sex pest?
  I'm not saying you're wrong, he's got lots of money and has authored a few wonky sex scenes in his books throughout the years (obviously up to and including the kids at the end of IT), so it's certainly possible.
  But I've never seen his name come up in any real life stories about this. Just got a few pages down into a DDG search for "Stephen king accused" and found nothing. There was a "top 12 Stephen king controversies" article that made no mention of any sexual allegations outside of the IT scene and him apparently arguing against the cancellation of a Woody Allen biography on censorship grounds.
  Do you have any sources for your "known sex pest" claim?

You mean the guy that wrote the child gang bang scene in It is a pedo? Wild.

Jokes aside, this is disappointing.

Don't spread misinformation.
Gangbangs are simultaneous, trains are sequential, it was a train.

He's saying that it was a ruse Trump lied about on the campaign trail to gerner support.

But he's saying it in the worst possible way.

you would think a writer could communicate better with words or something...
- Yes but its Stephen King, the guy who cant write an ending
I mean, Stephen King is on the flight logs. That makes this at least a little suspect imo
- source?
You sure King is not on the list?
- I'm reasonably certain of the answer, i guess.

Gee, I wonder why that could be.

Can you explain it for us dummies in the back?
- He's on the list.
Yeah, it makes sense if you’ve ever read the original version of the book It.. I will spare you the details, you can look them up on your own

So Republicans just spent loads of political capital and pissed off their base to block the release of nothing at all? They must be huge morons then.

Well...

Stephen no

At this point I won't trust whatever list comes out. We will never know who has been removed and who has been added on.

We don't need to worry about the files being released cuz the ego of everyone that could be in them is probably big enough that they'll all tell on themselves in due time anyway.

Honestly, I'm not sure why people are just now realizing he is a POS. He didn't get half a billion by being a nice person.

He got money by being a great writer.

did Stephen king shit in everyones cereal