Mimi #2: Genie
Mimi #2: Genie
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124271830
Pretty shitty wish selection if you ask me.
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A few days later it would be an interesting situation with all those rancid milk oceans with dead fish.
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Milktrout. It will put hair on your bones
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Free chowder!
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I mean, having the shits is gonna be the least of our problems. All marine life will cease to exist, so diarrhea is only a problem for a little while.
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Not all marine life, just the big stuff. We just added a ton of sugar, fat and protein to the ocean, so I think we're going to see an explosion of microbial life.
Now, with milk being opaque, I think we are going to kill most of the phytoplankton and replace it with bacteria that produce CO2 as a byproduct of their metabolism, so I do think we're going to drastically change the Earth's atmosphere and more or less run out of oxygen eventually, so we are definitely all dead. It's just a question of how long it takes.
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Make everyone lactose intolerance: everyone is a malfunctioning system now.
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Sorry, she should have written:
Make everyone a lactose.
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Milk is 87 percent water. If the water in milk is replaced, there would be water in that milk. Potentially creating an explosion of milk everywhere or a tremendous thickening of the milk.
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All life on Earth dies because every life form has 13% of their water content replaced with pure milk. Including the one who made the wish. Supernatural entities like jinns might be okay, though.
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Normal milk is still mostly water so basically everything turns in some kind of dense rancid cheese?
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Yes. Be afraid.
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Cursed involuntary jet propulsion.
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Lactose, shrimp. The next strip will be related to peanut butter.
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You're in for a curveball
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But it’s still funny!
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Yup, that sells her as evil way more than shitty recycling.
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How well do toilets fare if water is replaced with milk?
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Given that they were all destroyed right after all the water became milk, I would say not well
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Given that humans are mostly water, we would probably die...instantly? Within a few minutes?
Definitely very very quickly.
Obviously that's not what "replace all water with milk" means. It means just replacing the water in water form. Like oceans, rivers, and aqueducts. If it meant also the water content of other stuff like the body it just wouldn't be possible, because milk is mostly water and you would have to replace that as well
The problem is you're trying to apply logic to magic. Magic doesn't do things logically, it just does them.
Genies like to fuck with you, they would be fine killing everyone
It's just more milk per milk
Now you have to define "water form". What percentage of dissolved constituents prevent water from being "water form"? Or is it how it looks rather than what's in it?
It's possible to have a brine solution of 25% salt that looks like ordinary water, at least at first glance, for example. Would only the H2O molecules in that be replaced by milk or would the salt be replaced as well?
What if I add food dye to a glass of water beforehand? That doesn't look like water any more, so would that get turned into milk? Would the dye stay?
How about if I mixed an emulsifier, oil and chalk dust into a glass of water beforehand? That's not milk, but it looks like milk. What would happen with that? And then we're back to percentages again, I guess.
What is water form? If I were to drink a glass of water, would it be in "water form?"