It was all a lie, wasn't it?

When I was a kid I was really confused by Jerry. How could he make a home inside a wall like that? The walls are completely solid, with bricks and mortar. I had to move to Canada to understand that the walls are hollow and the house is made from wood, plaster, plastic and styrofoam.

Wall voids are extremely common in older brick buildings. In the case of my house and many others there's an intentional void that is also used as a massive ac duct.
- The 100 years old brick buildings don't have any voids. That only started post-WWII when ventilation became a real concern.
  But even then those houses are likely to have wooden floors and more modern drywall remodeling in some areas. My house is hurricane-proof but not rat-proof.
I was so confused too as a Brit since our houses are made of brick and mortar. I still find it weird that houses in NA are made out of wood and plasterboard/drywall
- We have earthquakes here. Plaster and bricks are great for insulating, but they crumble when the ground shakes.
Where did all your pipes and wiring go? What insulates the building?
- You don't need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don't call me the love dynamo for no reason.
- Pipes are installed before the mortar (I think that’s the name), sometimes carving bricks. Wires pass inside flexible tubes (literally translated to conductors). This has the advantage that, if the tube is wide enough, we can pass more wires.
Yeah... I didn't get homes elsewhere having ventilation until I realized that it's too cold in a lot of places to just open the window (at least I think that's why vents exist, if not, please enlighten me)

A beautiful entrance like that! In this economy?

Of course, the economy, thanks mate!

i have done some renovations and yet to find a tiny living room set with tv in my walls, boomer mice had it easy back then

They dont even put the little mail boxes on the side.

I mean clearly

Obama passed radical leftist neo-marxist regulations designed to constrict the size of mice holes all over not only the United States Of America but also the Not Yet Incorporated States/Colonies Of America's World and strip the freedom that makes this country great slowly from her heart!

I mean come on, what do you think Greta Thunberg has actually been doing all this time?

If you like this post please join my Facebook News Group Called "Stop Greta From Shrinking Our Miceholes!"

Sources:

Jordan PeePee of the Small PeePee Institute Of Canadamerica PSD with Bachelors In Talking To Women (incomplete) with a Minor in Whiny Men (GPA in Minor 4.0)

edit USD not PSD my bad

Thanks, Obama
- You are welcome mom
Take my upvote and leave LMFAO!
- Hey thanks I added you to the Facebook News Group, my posts will now show up at the top of your grandpa's feed because we mapped out your family with basic cookie/search history records (in a totally anonymous fashion, trust us it is math) and now your grandpa will start to slowly descend into angry conspiracy theories with custom tailored content designed on Family Manipulation Algorithms (FMAs for short).
  Keep up the good work!
  I am chaos, see my clown makeup strewn across The Big Angry Dorito Of Hate, hear my warning (your grandpa can't lol), IF YOU DO NOT DIP ME IN THE COOL RANCH OF JUSTICE WE SHALL PERISH

Jerry is that you

Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

The unions fell apart

Wood products have changed and mice don't like the glue from the pressed baseboards.

When was the last time you saw a house with wainscoting made of wood...

Every day at home.
looks around * ….. now
That's an interesting word, isn't it? Wainscotting... Wainscotting... Wainscotting... Sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn't it? Wainscotting.
- We've been mentioned on telly!

The Tom & Jerry accords of 1959. "All door shaped holes will henceforth be circular "

A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.

Wainscoting. Sounds like... a little Dorset village. Wainscoting.

You should check it for killer sheep holes