He probably like:
- New Fetish Unlocked
- New Trauma Unlocked
It’s the same picture.
My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?
I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.
The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.
And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.
Kind of Karen actually.
Probably? While it's weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so...who the fuck knows...?
It's a joke review
What a terrible day to be literate
Bet it barely even slows him down.
Might as well give him a fetish over time.
Exactly! And what a great kink to have!
Health and beauty
That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.
Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)
Lmao,you had me in the first 90%
Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that's how you get one.
Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary
People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I've never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em...
Wow.
8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.
Or pick the lock. Super easy.
wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it
Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
