Tourists hit Iceland man riding his bicycle and flee the scene
Tourists hit Iceland man riding his bicycle and flee the scene

Tourists hit cyclist and fled the scene

Tourists hit Iceland man riding his bicycle and flee the scene
Tourists hit cyclist and fled the scene
"Tourists hit cyclist and fled the scene"
... Probably Americans.
reads the very next line
Wow, I'm soooooo surprised. Shocked, even.
Can American tourists not be shit for FIVE MINUTES???
Most of us can, yea.