It's the dream

Leftover fries heated in an airfryer are still good

Even a standard oven makes almost all leftover fries better than when served. I’ve only had an exception when they’re straight out of the frier (and high quality fries)
I couldn't do fries as a delivery / takeout food until air fryer. They always arrive kind of soggy. Now as soon as I get them I put them in and bring them back to full glory.

Get an air fryer, I can't help you with the rest though.

Surprisingly a lot of these can be fixed with an air fryer. I spend less money because of mine because I can make small amounts of crispy snacks without having to get fast food, and they reheat fries like nobody's business.

do not put your pets in an air fryer
they will not live longer
but then again I haven't actually tested it, so maybe
- I have kept my pet fries alive for two years now with the help of an air fryer. This one I call chip.

Some pet birds live about 100 years.

Air frier for fries.

Sometimes people just suck, maybe find better people to be around?

There's a pet tortoise that is like 300+
- That tortoise is thinking "I wish humans lived longer..."

store your fries leftovers in a sealed container to avoid desiccation, and in the fridge to slow bacterial proliferation. warm them up by putting a couple of tbsp vegetable oil into a frying pan and fry them at medium temperature.

Add a sheet of moist paper towel over any baked goods when warming up in the microwave. This counteracts the microwave removing moisture. Leftover pizza tastes way better. Maybe fries too?

I wish people would wake up to capitalism being the biggest scam and finally liberating the human race to an advanced way of life where we aren't dying from famine or warfare and also don't have to waste so much of our lives making like 3 people even more richer than they already were—but I digress. They'll learn it the hard way it seems.

Amen to that first one in particular

This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. "Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere". And nobody really cares about the grass.

The orginal version was ”grass is free”
- So that's another theory. I heard that the first version was "girls are fat and they have big titties".

Leftover fries can be either air fried gain (but you'll need to flip them half way) or pan fried in neutral oil (tastier but less healthy).

Can't help with the other three problems.

Left over fries are good, sometimes I even leave them out on purpose to reheat them!

I WILL die on this hill