Congrats on the balls dude.
118 0 ReplySorry about the chafing, dude.
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I'd consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.
Also, she's funny so that is a huge pro for her.
Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.
77 0 ReplyShe is funny as fuck quick wit that makes my dumb ass laugh.
14 0 ReplyThen she sounds like a keeper.
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If she is still with u then its probably fine no?
56 0 ReplyYou don't leave your job until you have a better job unless your job is abusive.
16 0 ReplyOr you fall out of love with your job, or you feel like you're putting more effort into the job than your boss is... I think this analogy is starting to break down.
47 0 ReplyThe bar is so low here that it's clipping into the floor.
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sudo apt upgrade
that package of yours?19 0 Replypacman -Syyu
might give you a package with a bigger version number2 0 Reply
great balls dude, thats a W
18 0 Replymore like a ω
wait ... are y'alls pointy ?
10 0 ReplyYou mean ...
Yours ain't?
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So are there any ball lovers here? Mind explaining to me what "nice balls" would even be? Should i do more kegels?
15 0 ReplyJust make sure they’re clean!
23 0 ReplyThat's why you should wipe front to back so you don't end up with shitty balls.
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A nice handful?
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I would laugh, that's always;s the best way to take a joke.
14 0 ReplySo she would laugh during sex?
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The old "pod racer" package.
10 0 ReplyHave you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she's trying to reassure you.
Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it's a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn't matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner... :P
10 0 ReplyI would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.
7 0 ReplyIt's a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.
5 0 ReplyI think he is fully aware it's a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke
7 0 ReplyI take this as a reverse psychology nudge.
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Congratulations for being handful.
4 0 Replyhmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.
3 0 ReplyI thought it was funny as fuck, cant take life to seriously you know.
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Did you have to leave reddid because you have a girlfriend?
... Asking for a friend
2 0 ReplyNo i left because i couldn't use it anymore reddit was fun wile it lasted
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So, balls, huh?
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