Cool shirt?

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Cringe shirt?

I think this would only serve to turn goth girls away, but maybe I'm wrong.
- Every other technique I've used to attract goth girls has failed so I'd be willing to try this
  
  As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it's not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I'd wince a bit
  
  How about a 53 year old?
- Would probably turn and kick a hypothetical wearer in the back of the knee, then be back on my way.
  
  ^This girl goths
I haven't seen a goth girl in a while
- They're critically endangered and only survive in small populations in the city
- Their natural habitat is dying out. You have to find a mall with a healthy ecosystem and a hot topic and Spencer's.
The implicit desperation makes it cringe.

Possible alternative: Goth girls love me. Because I'm vulnerable and a little scared of them.
- The implicit desperation makes it cringe.
  
  That's also what sells it imo
I'd absolutely post this online but I wouldn't wear it as a shirt
Sorry, this shirt is property of overnight men at VtM LARPs, you are not allowed to wear it.
- At what now?
Add to bottom "Haha just joking. Unless...👉👈🥹"
- I read the bottom part and thought something else until I re-read it.

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