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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

2mo ago

False advertising

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speak for yourself, all my organs are soft and fatty
- Mine are all green.
  
  by any chance, were you born with a heart that's two sizes too small?
Had a hedge removed recently, and was surprised at what we found inside: half a dozen Nerf footballs, a badminton birdie, and a gardening trowel.
- No dead bodies?
  
  Lol, not this time!
- 'badminton birdie' = 'Shuttlecock'
  
  Thank you! I completely blanked on that word.
Somewhere on the internet, there’s a cross-section of Kirby that no one should see.
- I choose to believe Kirby is more like some kind of sentient jellyfish without bones and holds their shape through air pressure alone like a balloon.
Some people are nice even on the inside. Plenty aren't but some are.
- Tasty, even.
- Steady on, Hannibal.
Jacob never rubbed two braincells together about how plants work 😅 Why would it be green on the inside? No sunlight there, while it needs to transport the nutrients between the leaves and the rest of the plant...
And hedges are really not "soft and fluffy".
- That person clearly never jumped/fell into one.
Reasons I hate hedges. Plenty of bushes that have leaves throughout and are genuinely flexible throughout, not to mention fruit-bearing, but noooo, let's plant this garbage everywhere because it holds its shape and makes a cheap "wall".
Pink on the inside
People are supposed to be green, soft and fluffy?
So, grinch or a green furry.
- Of course.
  
  The bald dude behind the table behind her looks like he has seen some shit.
- Slime people

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