How to hold onto a subway pole
She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.
Tarzan did it first
To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
That's what I call making use of Nature's gift.
I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts
If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?
Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
Bung Fu Grip
Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
Don't skip cheek day
As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.
nasty and inconsiderate
Eins A Scheißepfosten
I wish I was that pole
In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.
Got his water bottle in a strategic place...
I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.
She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.