some sweet cans

What’s the comments condoning this are missing is that a lot of these places are talking about drug use outside of work.

It ain’t your damn business if I need to get stoned after work to deal with the stresses of life.

Thank god I’m a software developer now where the boss treats us like people that matter and not just numbers. He regularly tells us that we come first the work is secondary. He’s also great with clients and as a result we get insane amounts of repeat business and recommendations.

Software also has the wonderful balance of leverage.
"Do you do drugs? We have to test and fire you if you are."
"Do you want the release ready next week?"
"...."
"I'll see you on standup."

I mean there is a point I wouldn't trust myself to be high around $800 of cookies

Oh man.... what if I worked at Taco Bell....
- "One for me, one for you..."

Cash handling
Forklifts
Parking lots

But those are only reasons you shouldn’t be high during working hours.
- Which is what the meme talks about?
All of those jobs exist outside of the US and manage just fine without drug testing
- The authoritarians on the right don't care that ever other country is doing it wrong.
  'merica!
- I am outside the US and I don't think they usually are drug tested.
  But that doesn't mean showing up high to work in a supermarket is OK.
Walk in freezers
Big high power electrical doors/lifts/machines
Forklifts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

Worked at one when I was young... Gonna have to admit that our best shelf facer (bring items to front of shelf and make pretty) was pretty much high as a kite on cocaine his entire shift

Guilty until proven innocent. In your cases, by having to submit bodily fluids to prove it. Us outside the US are baffled by this.

A Walmart employee should not be held to the same standards as a professional athlete lol

To keep the workers in line. If you believe that nobody's valuable enough for the company to let a transgression so minor slide, then are you going to organize a union? Let a shoplifter go? Call in sick without being on death's door?

Wal-Mart said they drug tested, but then they never actually did. You think the zoning and FIFO was immaculate because I was sober? lmao

I went to McDonalds the other day for a rare treat. And because it was a rare treat I was disappointed beyond measure. The shred of loyalty I had left is gone until they rehire the stoners that gave me extra food.

Answer: Because the employees need to be more miserable than the people shopping there.

And on the other end of the fucked up shit spectrum, I had a boss at a pizza delivery place that refused to let me clock in if my "eyes weren't red enough."

He never came out and told me to go get high, he indirectly just told me to go get high. I was his best delivery driver when I had my weed.

And there I am on my bike being told by the police to be careful because I could traumatize a car driver that hits me.
Great to confirm that you can be fucking high while driving a lethal multi ton vehicle and if a cyclist of a pedestrian gets hit, it's gonna be an "accident" from the driver, and the cyclist or pedestrian's fault anyway, for not wearing a helmet, or not being visible enough.
- I never said anything about the legality of the situation. It was illegal AF, but I never got into any accidents, so it was a non issue.

Are 250 cans even a lot? That's about 100kg. If the trays are 10x10 that are 25 movements or done in about 25 Minutes at a leisurely pace.

Your silence only incriminates you!