Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do

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This occurred over the course of several days. That’s dedication to one’s self-sabotage.
- That’s dedication to one’s self-sabotage.
  
  Self-sabotage? This will be the best sex that person ever had, or, something. It's a role-play setup. /s
  
  Grossman says that after finishing their shift, a cop says, “Gunfight, bad guys down, I’m alive” and goes on to have “the best sex … in months.” He says, “Both partners are very invested in some very intense sex” and that “there’s not a whole lot of perks that come with this job. If you find one, relax and enjoy it.”
  
  He'll even need to reload.
8 gunshots but 9 muzzle flashes something fishy is going on with that gun
- Perhaps the fact that it was fired over the internet has something to do with it 🧐
  
  Packet ,̶'̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶'̶ ̶_̶'̶
- Exhaust backfire
Ok, I laughed a lot. Didn't see that coming, but it was funny because it's so believable.
Acorn hit the roof.
💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW
- Sorry I think you forgot a pow
  
  💥pow
  
  That was their backup gun, it's a subcompact
STOP RESISTING!!!
- But officer! You're irresistible!
Still a better love story than Twilight.

Or is it?
Who is still using a 7+1 gun these days? Are we in the fucking pacific islands shooting colt .45s at the japanese? Get yourself an extended 300+1 drum mag that slots into your automatic glock you've taken from the secret service or something.
- I personally prefer one of these

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