Art of the deal! Make yourself look like a fucking idiot and then come groveling to China to kiss Xi's toes like a bitch. 5d chess, a true jeanius. Fucking moron.
"Most Americans don't realize how complicated the Weave can be, part of the process may very well be calling hundreds of times with no answer, claiming greatest biggest deals ever are on the horizon and then flying out in person when they don't materialize. He's genius level businessman after all."
Xi should say trump can come, but Xi's kinda busy right now so there are some mid and low level Chinese dignitaries he can meet with if he still wants to come.
Even better, just leave Donny hanging in a waiting room while playing Obama speeches in the background. There's a rumor going around that they did something similar with Trump's phone calls, they'd put him on hold with Obama speeches playing instead of hold music and just left him there until he'd hang up.