MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave
MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave
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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave
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The Vatican Is less tolerant and kind than the US police forces
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The Vatican Is less sympathetic to their cause than the US police forces
FTFMe.
Any illusions I had a about a gram of tolerance and kindness in US police evaporated while I spent half a year watching them beat and instigate with protestors, among other things.
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If you think qualified immunity from Uncle Sam is good, just wait till you see a guy hopped up on qualified immunity from God
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RuPaul would be the best of popes.
edit: i was closer than i thought i would be
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???? Is he even a candidate?
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Fun fact if he was baptized as a catholic he is eligible.
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Yes, there is precedent. Some random Catholic who wasn't even a priest got selected after a conclave had been stuck in political deadlock for literal years. He couldn't actually take the job till he was ordained, which he did. He immediately instituted a bunch of rules including locking them away together with no luxuries until a decision was made to make sure that problem didn't happen again. (It happened again multiple times anyway.)
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Fac Vaticanem Magni Iterum
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Nunti falsi sunt
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Russia has probably sabotaged that election, too....
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I would love to see the Vatican guards in their awesome uniforms and shiny spears show MAGA what they're all about!!
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Make the Vatican great again!
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And now Cardinal Robert Prevost first USAian to be elected pope - perhaps Trump delegated the job…?
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Just call them rebels.
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Personally I'd like to see what a fully armed and operational Swiss Guard would do.
Kill a lot of Nazis, as they are wont to do.
That would be the happiest day of my life.
Too bad the Vatican they protect, then helped those Nazis escape to South America
Statistically it's most likely they dig holes and stay put, maybe repaint some 'barns' and blow up a bunch of bridges. No wait, that's what the Swiss Armed Forces would do. I have no clue what's statistically most like they would do.