4mo ago

Disney wolves

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Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:
- Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It's essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film's success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
  
  You might need to take a long shower friend.
  
  Brother, you need to go for a long walk
  
  "Ghoulish" are you sure you are using that word correctly?
  Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
- That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
- Snake venom = botox
  
  Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
- the opposite of a bee
  ..Guy Fieri? 🤷
- Citric acid
- What is the opposite of a bee?
  
  Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.
- So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.
- Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
- Eyelashes!
- i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
- And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
- All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself
If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.
- Fucking perfect. I will watch this.
It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

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