Hotdog for Scale

That centipede is hung

Is that a hotdog or are you just happy to see me? 🥹😍
- Yes
- let's do a taste test to find out, nomnom
  tom and jerry scream
You aint kidding.. HUNGry

~~...the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.~~

...it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States...

I think it's actually Scolopendra alternans because the one pictured has only 4 segments on it's antennae, but subspinipes has many.

Scolopendra alternans is a species group found in the whole Caribbean island and northern South America, with the Florida population reevaluated as a distinct species Scolopendra longipes.[1] They have also been reported as far north as Georgia.

That's not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its thirtyfour-pede

This guy pedes!
- This guy pedos

Looks like a dick with a toupe

ur a dick with a toupe
- No I'm a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair

Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can't even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.

- My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!
Like the stretched limo of a beetle. But also with the most horriblist type of spider legs

Knowledgeable identification of an ~~insect~~ arthropod from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.

Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.

It's not an insect.
- Corrected. One pedant point awarded.

A wild false eyelash appears
House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.

Not a clue.... But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.

A deadipede if I ever see one

noooo it just wants to fertilize your hotdogs it didn't do anything wrong

For a second I thought this said "Hotdog for Sale".

No, I would not purchase it.

I do understand why they want to sell it thought.

That's a scalopendra, very venomous.

Wow I sure don't like that:(

Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.

Where the what the fuck??m

Not my proudest fap.

That's an exotic condiment