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Lol that Thanos poster is lit

You ain't lying, not sure I agree with the sentiment, but fucking great execution.
Found the source: https://comicartprints.square.site/product/king-thanos/357?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3
Also here: https://www.instagram.com/joshbrolin/p/BgM6aYCB2Jq/
- Not sure why he's praying, you'd think a titan wouldn't have time for that sort of thing
yea but without the stupid text

Run for your life before he brings the funkopops

I don't know. That fight option looks like it could be fun too... TEST YOUR MIGHT!
shitheads who idolize assholes are funny when they cry

This display used to be the first thing you would see when you walked into my home.

The only reason I moved them was because I replaced them to make room for my two massive bearded dragon tanks. 😎

Any future partner better match my energy LOL

My girlfriend is EXTREMELY jealous of all your peepees and ouiouis
- They are the result of years of slowly obtaining them. They are pretty much the only thing(s) of value that I own! Really love them a lot. 💕
  If she doesn't have a Peepy of her own yet, it's your obligation to get her one! 🫵 And if she already has one, she needs more.
- Feed him.
  https://youtu.be/Yep6GVM0IYs

a bit strange but I don't really see the problem tbh. Are these references I'm not getting? I recognize joker and thanos.

The Thanos poster has been "alpha-male"-ified and the joker is a cringe incel reference. The fact you don't know is a good thing.
- How is the joker an incel reference? Great movie
- Yeah, I'm not really into comics that are only funny to people who are terminally online.
- has been "alpha-male"-ified
  How so? The crown and gown?

What's the yellow figurine?

Looks like Yotsuba with a skull for a head. Perhaps some 4chan thing?
Kaus:
https://www.masterworksfineart.com/artists/kaws/sculpture/4-foot-companion-2007/id/W-7511
(I don't know a lot of details, there's one in my city)
- It means something in this context?

I think as a guy you should never express interest in anything because it's going to be problematic tomorrow.

That sounds exactly like what someone who once faced consequences for one particular thing would say.
- He listed the highly inappropriate and unpopular movies that nobody ever heard of Full Metal Jacket and Fight Club.
  I think someone spends too much time reading posts on the internet.
  edit: i was right, yep, menslib subreddit reader.
- Because other people decided they were problematic after I got into them
- I dunno' about OP, but quite a few things become "problematic" purely by association with dinguses. Sure, the sigma workaholic crap is problematic by itself, but the new Joker movie (NOT the sequel) _ was_ actually a good movie. It was all the weirdos who turned him in to some idol that made it cringe. (kinda' like in the movie, even though the character himself enjoyed the recognition)
  Personally, I tend to really like flawed characters or tragic back stories and whatnot, and he had both. They could have had a really awesome sequel to show why going down the path of idolatry would be a terrible one, but nooo they had to do a weird "musical" where it turns out he's not even the joker. Too bad everyone else had to ruin it, even the creators, so I can kinda' relate to things getting ruined by external forces.
  Kinda' like the US getting fucked by Trump despite every effort to get everyone I know to vote otherwise... Or how people like Johny Somali are giving Americans an even worse reputation as tourists. Some things that are supposed to be good really do simply get ruined by others, because too many people are judgemental guilt-by-association assholes.

We all know that guy doesn't have the talk game to get ladies through the door.

What's the orange skull doll?

Kaws, one of those pop art figures that ended up getting merchandized to hell and back.
Made me think of the "saw"movie, but I 'm unsure

What’s the appropriate reaction to DPRK Comrade Applejack?

I am old, please explain. :?(

The posters are red flags for "nice guys" and other very problematic people
- I must be way too old. Being a nice guy is bad? Fuck, I've been living under a rock. Is this about "incels" or this sigma thing?
  Edit: Lol, why the downvotes? You guys aren't nice!
- It's just a bunch of memes. Let the guy decorate his apartment how he wants.
This dude is "hiding his power level" till he gets women back to his place
Then it's too late

flee, otherwise it is like punching the wind: useless

Run like the wind!

If you don't love me at my nerdiest, you don't deserve me at my I get off eating my partner out.

There's nerd and then there's Thanos grindset nerd. I do not acknowledge the latter as being a true subset of the former.
Edit: It was bothering me so I have to point out that I'm making a No True Scotsman Fallacy here. This does not change my statement.
- No. Grindset nerds are a cancer that must be excised for the health of the community.
  Like the kind of nerd that would let autocorrect replace excised with exercised.