i don't mind of you're straight, just don't push it in my face or like, make it your whole personality.
Heterosexuality is a myth created by hospitals and the catholic church to sell babies.
Let's not forget that these babies are used to fuel the "think of the children" panic
I know it's wrong and not the same song at all, but I always understood this chorus as gay in my head canon:
She wears short shirts I wear sneakers,
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers, [...] You belong with me, you belong with me."It's a girl crushing on the other girl who's on the cheer squad....
Wait, guys and girls can be together?? How would this work? How do they have gay sex???
Who would be the top and who would be the other top (they did not communicate beforehand😫)?
traditional vanilla consenting relationship :(
She was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it any more st4t
She was a boi, he was a gurl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
🎼🎶She choked on her vomit in her sleep🎵
literally me
