Look bud, you can't call it "February second" in conversation, write it down as "Second February" in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.
A human artist might have said "1/2 full" instead of "half full" but LLMs don't understand jokes so there's no hope they'll be able to make the joke easier
I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out.