5mo ago

Let's all have some pizza!

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If crack, smack, and angel dust are toppings, it may be a good idea to go to a different pizzeria.
- Hold on, I want to hear the other toppings first.
  
  Could I get a large anchovy and acid pizza with both kinds of mushrooms
  
  "I'm so sorry, but spittingimage ODed on pizza. There was nothing we could do."
- CiCi’s got wild in the 1990s.
What a bunch of squares. Order me the $500 Hot'n'Oxy.
- I understood this reference!
  
  What reference? I'm an addict.
Mushrooms, yes.
- A little acid, if you must
  
  And sprinkle on some angel dust
- This guy gets it
Say Pizza to Drugs!
- “Say no to yes!”
He didn't mention cocaine, weed, or psychedelics... read between the lines
- It's presumed all toppings they have except the listed.
Say Pizza to Drugs, Say No to Yes.
I do also prefer my pizza WITHOUT cocaine
- Yeah, cocaine on the side, please, otherwise it mixes with the oils too much.
I guess the context is some anti-drug campaign, but still WTF?
- They were really direct with this kind of stuff back then.
  Just, "Hey kids, I'm your favorite cartoon character, and I think crack is wack!"
But heavy on the cocaine, please.
That waitress though. Cowabunga!
When all you want is some food, and suddenly get fondled by a naked turtle
"If we pay extra, can we get fat or grease or smack or crack or angel dust..?"
I remember having this.
- Why would you remember a particular pizza with no anchovies, crack, smack, or angel dust??

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