Dying -- with style.
58 0 ReplyI think it's pretty obvious in the picture.
I'm biting a dude's neck.
36 0 ReplySubmitting to my cat daddy
22 0 ReplyApparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.
20 0 ReplyI’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.
20 0 ReplyPet the kitty.
19 0 ReplyIt already get my in this situation, maybe it gets my out of it to.
3 0 Replyspicy kitty
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First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.
19 0 ReplyHe was going to start at your asshole anyway.
12 0 ReplyWouldn’t be the first time…
10 0 ReplyCan I shower first?
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Die
17 0 ReplyJazz hands.
14 0 ReplyScreaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.
Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.
14 0 ReplyStarting the process of becoming a cat turd.
11 0 ReplyI fixed you're post 😤
11 0 ReplyThe Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.
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Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.
11 0 ReplyInstruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?
10 0 ReplyApparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦♂️
9 0 ReplyThe tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.
Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries
9 0 ReplyAccept my fate
8 0 ReplyBiting harder.
8 0 ReplyRemind the kitty that we've talked about this.
And no, no second dinner.
7 0 ReplyMeuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)
6 0 ReplySpray bottle
6 0 Replyi may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time
5 0 ReplyWish I was that skeleton?
5 0 ReplyWhere does the line start?
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Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.
3 0 ReplyOh, this is the second cat that approached you from behind while the first kept your attention.
7 0 ReplyClever girl.
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XP
3 0 ReplySide-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”
2 0 ReplyGuess I'm lunch🤷♀️
2 0 ReplyHow long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?
2 0 Replynah, I'd win
2 0 ReplyBiting down harder
Rawr! 🐯
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