What’s a song (or songs) that makes you want to cut your ears off?

Knocking on heaven's door - guns n roses

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*Up an octave, shrill af

NECK-NECK-NECK'N EHN HEAVIN'S DEEEIHHUWUOo003+"!'&¥83-??

Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.

For example "Say" by John Mayer just says "say what you need to say" 42 times then it doesn't even have an actual ending, just fades out. It's definitely not the only song that follows this model.

Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.

The end of I'm Your Captain (Closer to Home) by Grand Funk Railroad fits that description.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOPucs7dC0

Any song by Taylor Swift or Florida Georgia Line. Actually, country pop radio music in general.

Anything bro-country

Don Mclean’s Vincent.

Every single one from "Kizo" (polish raper)

Flowers - Miley Cirus.

And in the same vein that Hozier song Too Sweet. For like a month all the Tickity Toks had those two songs as the soundtrack

Baby shark

How often do you listen to kids songs
- More often than I prefer
- We always did the Baby Shark Abs-Challenge everytime in my dance course. And for my calisthenics course too. @wuphysics87@lemmy.ml probably has nice abs 👀

Human league... don't you want me.

Used to be "Feelings" from 1970s, but now it makes me laugh... and I sing along.

Happy

"Look After You" by The Fray holy shit balls it's so excruciating

Lifestyle - Rich Gang. To this day I don't know what it's about. Mostly due to my laughter.

That cheerleader song that was popular ten or so years ago. Worst thing that humanity has ever done.

Kryptonite-3 doors down.
Or any of those upbeat and obnoxious songs.
And Happy by Pharell.
I hate him, his stupid hat and everything he does in or outside of music.