In the USA, single payer. But that will never happen under fucking Trump
I drink a lot of soda
I would go back to when I was 15 and prevent myself from leaving public school and relapsing into religion
Chicago especially
I'd gripe if I ever had to use an iPhone for work
For desktop computers, either Windows or Linux. Windows on my main computer since I rely on so much Windows-only software (MS Office, Many Games) despite the BS that Microsoft does to windows in new versions, but Linux has gotten way better lately, especially as it picks up new users as Windows declines. MacOS to me the worst of both worlds when it comes to lack of software support and corporate BS
For Mobile, definitely Android. Android is what I wish Linux was for Desktop computers; Loads of software you can get from many places, open source, and not locked down. It's mainly the way it is because for Mobile OS's, Microsoft was spending too much resources shooting itself in the foot with the Zune than to make the necessary improvements to make Windows Mobile to be competitive, and by the time they realized their mistake it was too late. iOS is such a pain in the ass for me to use due to how locked down it is, and while it has more software support than MacOS, its locked down nature and being mostly restricted to getting software from Apple means that several apps that I rely on (including a few apps not on the Google Play store) will never be available for iOS. I also like to see where every single file on my phone actually is
Not that weird compared to the other replies, but on a balcony
Give them something you know that they hate
It's better to give it, despite the risk of some people just using it for drugs/alcohol (addiction is a health issue anyway)
I would just prefer to live the rest of my life in the matrix