6mo ago

I TRIED IT

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Most egg proteins denature at a temperature of 60°C or above.
The inside of your butt has a temperature of 37°C.
- Ok but what if fever
  
  That should help a bit. Make sure to drag your ass on the carpet for extra warmth.
- Depends on how much spice you've eaten the previous day.
- Maybe they got a hot ass.
ONLY REAL ONES WILL COOK THEIR EGGS LIKE THIS ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
- SLOW CRANKIN IT
  
  Unless feverish.
- A dozen at a time.
THE AVERAGE MOUTH IS BIG ENOUGH TO PUT A LIGHTBULB IN BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A LIGHTBULB OUT!!!
DONT TRY THAT AT HOME AROOOOOOO!!!!
- THE PHYSICS OF THIS ARE CONCERNING, BROTHER!
A LOT OF FOLKS WHISPERING IN THE COMMENTS HERE ALSO WHATS THAT SIGN SAY I CANT QUITE MAKE IT OUT AROOOOOOI
- THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE SIGN IS YOU CAN JUST CRANK YOUR HOG AND GET CLOSER!
  THE WHISPERING HOWEVER IS A REAL PROBLEM!! ARROOOOOO!!!!
  
  I DO THINK IT'S GOOD THAT WE HAVE MORE FUTURE HOG CRANKERS VISITING US TO LEARN THE JOY AROO
Did OP confuse F and C again?
- I ONLY DEAL WITH REAL DEGREES, BROTHER. THOUGH I'D APPRECIATE IF YOU DIDN'T WHISPER WHEN WE CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION. ALL THE HOG CRANKING HAS SEVERELY DEGRADED MY HEARING!!! AROOOOO!
NO WAY BROTHER; MY RECTUM IS COLD AS A WINDSWEPT MAUSOLEUM ON ACCOUNT OF MY HEMMORRHOIDS KEEPING THE ENTRANCE WIDE OPEN
What is body temperature of a chicken?
- About 39/40c iirc
  
  ... just in case, don't explain the 'iirc' further
  
  seems I've been bamboozled into shoving an egg up my ass the last day then.
How Frank Reynolds boils his eggs that he offers in trying times
- Love is the secret ingredient.
Georges Bataille - The Story of the Eye

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