What's it like in heck?
What's it like in heck?
How is it different than hell? What are the punishments? What acts get one sent there?
Heck is where you go when you don't believe in Gosh.
9 0 ReplyJosh, Joshua, Jesus, Iesus, Yeshua, Yehoshua. There's something there. Good call.
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You're not getting burned alive but its hot enough that you're constantly sweaty.
The demons don't actively torture you but they are going to jump you when you turn the wrong corner.
You're not there for eternity, it's just really difficult to leave.
You don't eternally burn in the flames to atone for your sins, but you have to work to pay them of.
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Shit I think I just described San Francisco.
27 0 ReplyNew Orleans?
4 0 ReplyNo, that's Florida.
3 0 Replysan francisco was never that warm. lol
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You have to always wear socks and the ground constantly has small puddles of warm liquid.
7 0 ReplyIs it smelly, viscous, warm liquid that makes an awful sound?
4 0 ReplyYou know it. And slippery.
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Everything is mildly infuriating there. Walking is just stubbing your toes.
9 0 ReplyWhat footwear is worn in Heck?
2 0 ReplyOne sock, wet
7 0 Replysandals, but the bit under your toes is cut off.
5 0 ReplyToe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.
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Only band kids go to heck, their eternal punishment? Only sequels, no original film or book or tv show, just spin offs and sequels forever
13 0 ReplyHuh, that does sound mildly bad. Good job!
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One of the layers of heck, you are stuck in a car park full of people who are trying to reverse in, but can’t do it on the first try.
Reasons you ended up there:
You work at McDonalds and you didn’t get the drive-thru order right.
You left when it was your turn to buy a round at the bar.
You change lanes into a gap just big enough for your car, then brake.
It’s the middle of summer and it’s hot, but you won’t let people turn on the A/C.
3 0 ReplyI'm on board for the most part. With the McDonald's one, I'd like to point out that there are at least three underpaid people involved in the process of receiving, making and delivering the order. The prices went up a lot more than their wages. The people that deserve to go to Heck (or worse) are a lot higher up.
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Heck is a quaint little town in the US where everyone votes against their best interests and cheers for it.
10 0 ReplyAre those the brave folks who uncovered the Ukranian Nazi plot to collude with space-laser-owning Jewish people to turn the hurricanes gay so they'll target conservative towns giving the Immigrants the opportunity to take their guns and steal jobs from helpless billionaires, forcing them to implement DEI quotas and serve fentanyl-laced dog meat for lunch? I feel like I hear that on Newsmax as I leave it on in the background, ya know, for company, because scientists brainwashed my family and now I'm not allowed at Thanksgiving.
6 0 ReplyIts like I'm hearing it from the wingless little cherub himself.
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Disobeying homeowners association, saying frick to you parents
8 0 ReplyIf Heck is full of people who don't like HOA's it's probably not that bad.
5 0 ReplyRespectfully disagree about the HOA. I know they serve a function, but I feel like it would be better served by a government organization.
Also, dont you think that depends on the parents?
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I'll let you know when I get there
3 0 ReplyWhat did you do that makes you sure that's where you'll go?
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It's just like here but there's an awful, hollow, gnawing feeling like you've already seen this post before just last week.
4 0 ReplyI've often thought there should be an element of Groundhog Day to Heck. So what did you do to end up here?
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Child molesters and people who talk at the theater
4 0 ReplyI said, "Heck" as in the mildly bad place and not the sub-basement of the lowest circle of hell.
5 0 ReplyNo, those are the punishments. They won't hurt you, but you have to tolerate them. Eternally.
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Both imaginary.
3 0 ReplySay that they are. What's it like in imaginary heck?
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